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ผมสามารถมีอะไรกับคุณแบบไม่ใส่ถุงยางได้ไหมครับ

pŏm sǎa-mâat mii-à~rai gàp kun bɛ̀ɛp mâi-sài tǔng-yaang dâai-mǎi kráp。

Can I fuck you without a condom?

ผม: pŏm - I, masculine。 

สามารถ: sǎa-mâat - could

มีอะไร: mii-à~rai - have sex。

กับ: gàp - with。

คุณ: kun - you。

แบบ: bɛ̀ɛp - style。

ไม่ใส่: mâi-sài - without。

ถุงยาง: tǔng-yaang - condom。

ได้ไหม: dâai-mǎi - can?

ครับ: kráp - male polite particle。

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ค้างคืนราคาเท่าไรครับ

káang-kʉʉn raa-kaa tâo-rai kráp。

How much is Long Time？

ค้างคืน: káang-kʉʉn - 

Long Time, overnight。

ราคา: raa-kaa - price。

เท่าไร: tâo-rai - how much。

ครับ: kráp - male polite particle。

Thank you Bobson for sharing.  I ended up downloading all the reels as maybe I will retain this information if there is some sleazily dressed girl saying it.  She also has a youtube channel search Yings-World if you can't get enough of her.

มีอะไรกับคุณ = fuck you (lit "have something with you"). This is what Becker said to use in one of her books too, and it is well understood, but I don't think it's a very common way of saying it. Here it's always "boom-boom". I tend to say มีเซ็กส์กับคุณ = (lit "have sex with you"). I'm not saying it's the best way, but it feels better than the other 2 options I know of.

On 12/12/2023 at 02:16, wulfgar said:

มีอะไรกับคุณ = fuck you (lit "have something with you"). This is what Becker said to use in one of her books too, and it is well understood, but I don't think it's a very common way of saying it. Here it's always "boom-boom". I tend to say มีเซ็กส์กับคุณ = (lit "have sex with you"). I'm not saying it's the best way, but it feels better than the other 2 options I know of.

If you want to be polite but direct, ผมอยากนอนกับคุณ: pŏm yàak nɔɔn gàp kun - I want to sleep with you works

If at Soi 6

อยากไปข้างบนได้มั้ย: yàak bpai kâang-bon dâai mái - Wanna go upstairs?

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คุณจะไปคัางคืนกับผมไหมครับ。

kun jà bpai kâang-kʉʉn gàp pŏm mǎi kráp。

Will you go longtime with me?

คุณ: kun - you。

จะ: jà - will, shall。

ไป: bpai - go。

คัางคืน: kâang-kʉʉn - overnight。

กับ: gàp - with。

ผม: pŏm - I, masculine。 

ไหม: mǎi - yes/no question。

ครับ: kráp - male polite particle。 

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คุณมีห้องช็อตทามไหมครับ。

kun mii hɔ̂ng chɔ́t-taam mǎi kráp。

Do you have a Short Time room?

คุณ: kun - you。

มี: mii - have。

ห้อง: hɔ̂ng - room。

ช็อตทาม: chɔ́t-taam - Short time。

ไหม: mǎi - yes/no question。

ครับ: kráp - male polite particle。 

Edited December 14, 20232 yr by Bobson VaGene

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คุณมีถุงยางไหมครับ。

kun mii tǔng-yaang mǎi kráp。

Do you have a condom?

คุณ: kun - you。

มี: mii - have。

ถุงยาง: tǔng-yaang - condom。

ไหม: mǎi - yes/no question。

ครับ: kráp - male polite particle。 

Edited December 14, 20232 yr by Bobson VaGene

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คุณดูสวยมากครับ。

kun duu sǔuai mâak kráp。

You look very beautiful 。

คุณ: kun - you。

ดู: duu - look。

สวย: sǔuai - beautiful。

มาก: mâak - very。

ครับ: kráp - male polite particle。 

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บาร์เปิดถึงกี่โมงครับ

baa bpə̀ət tʉ̌ng gìi-moong kráp

How long is the bar open?

บาร์: baa - bar。

เปิด: bpə̀ət - open。

ถึง: tʉ̌ng - until。

กี่โมง: gìi-moong - what time。

ครับ: kráp - male polite particle。 

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คุณมีประจำเดือนไหมครับ。

kun mii bprà~jam-dʉʉan mǎi kráp。

Do you have your period?

คุณ: kun - you。

มี: mii - have。

ประจำเดือน: bprà~jam-dʉʉan - period

(ประจำ: bprà~jam - regular + 

เดือน: dʉʉan - month)

ไหม: mǎi - yes/no question。

ครับ: kráp - male polite particle。

Actually, I think the most direct and informal way to talk about fucking is to use the word เย็ด ("yet"), such as "I want to fuck you" (ฉันอยากเย็ดคุณครับ), or "can I fuck you? (ฉันเย็ดคุณได้ไหมครับ). The phrase มีอะไรกับคุณ is too formal and polite, and the phrase ผมอยากนอนกับคุณ ("I want to sleep with you") is way too awkward to use, especially at a place like Soi 6. The informal and more common expression between young Thais is to use the word เย็ด.

On 14/12/2023 at 08:25, Bobson VaGene said:

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คุณมีห้องช็อตทามไหมครับ。

kun mii hɔ̂ng chɔ́t-taam mǎi kráp。

Do you have a Short Time room?

คุณ: kun - you。

มี: mii - have。

ห้อง: hɔ̂ng - room。

ช็อตทาม: chɔ́t-taam - Short time。

ไหม: mǎi - yes/no question。

ครับ: kráp - male polite particle。 

I've always used ห้องชั่วคราว "hong chua kraow" or 'temporary room.' I guess short time from English has crept into Thai? I think upcountry your mileage might vary.

On 15/12/2025 at 19:53, septic said:

Actually, I think the most direct and informal way to talk about fucking is to use the word เย็ด ("yet"), such as "I want to fuck you" (ฉันอยากเย็ดคุณครับ), or "can I fuck you? (ฉันเย็ดคุณได้ไหมครับ). The phrase มีอะไรกับคุณ is too formal and polite, and the phrase ผมอยากนอนกับคุณ ("I want to sleep with you") is way too awkward to use, especially at a place like Soi 6. The informal and more common expression between young Thais is to use the word เย็ด.

This goes against my instinct. I think being polite has few downsides as an older guy. I throw in lots of 'krub's' and would never use yed. If they start with it I might join in.