porn dogs clap clinic results

[porndog]

Its been a while since i,ve been down the clap clinic but the last few years i,ve had unprotected sex with asian and western women maybe 20% of the time so i thought it was time for a check up, with me working in Belgium i did not know what the set up was so i went in last monday and it was same old drill, blood test, urine sample and a swab of my bell end and i must stress its been on my mind all week anyway i,ve just got back and i,ve got the all clear i,ve got a print out and it tells me that im negative for all the STIs inlcuding HIV and it tells me i,ve got low cholesteroll and loads mors stuff only a doctor could understand ( it is all in french ) but my whole consiltation was 45 euros which is a small price to pay for peace of mind and hopefully many more years of happy, healthy mongering so i call on anyone who is reading this to get checked out .

[Slacker]

...but the last few years i,ve had unprotected sex with asian and western women...but my whole consultation was 45 euros which is a small price to pay for peace of mind...

 

A packet of condoms would have been cheaper and given you far greater peace of mind.

[porndog]

yeah i know, i will be using a jacket all the time in future