Decent Patts air BnB

[Gogosloth]

So, bored to tears with this isolation, figured I might start planning for the eventual day my balls get skywards and find themselves comfortably cupped in the loving hand of some thai bar girl.

Heres my one dilema.  The hotel I usually use, great place, large rooms, well serviced etc, decided to be a bit cuntish on my last visit.  I delicately put my pecker up a pretty girls pooper and out popped a morsel of poo.

Now gents, we're not talking giant Cleveland steamer type action here.  We're not talking exposive diarrhea onto the ceiling fan and subsequent wall art thereafter.  We are talking about a tiny spot of bum mustard on the sheets.  Like, head of a match tiny.  I never saw it in the morning, not that I normally go searching for such treasures.

But on my return in the afternoon, bitch face at the reception pulls out her phone and shows me a picture of said offending poo particle.  Now, I've got to tell you gents, that gave me the shits.

Whore head then informs me of extra cleaning charges.  As my head was about to explode, the slimy slut backs down and advises that, as I've been a regular guest,  the charges will be waived, "this time".   Well fuck you nancy, you condescending cunt of a thing.  Welcome to Business 101.  Dont be a cunt, or the client will walk.

So, to the point of my ramblings.  Have any of you fine upstanding gentlemen found a decent BnB.  I've discovered over time that I rarely use room service in Patts.  I sure as hell never make it to the included breakfast, so whats the point of staying in a hotel.

My issue.  I don't use air BnB, so maybe I'm just a dumb fuck, but I couldn't  find anything decent.  Yep, I know, "decent" is very subjective.  What I want is a large bedroom and a couch and a pool.  But all I seem to find is places like The Base.  The rooms seem tiny and the condo enormous.  

At least at the hotel,  people expect the hear "fuck me hard with your enormous cock you stunning example of a man" coming from my room at 2am.  Yep, you guessed it, I sometimes fall asleep with porn playing on my laptop.  I'm not so sure if the 5000 residents of a condo complex would be so forgiving.  (I have been woken in the hotel by other couples diligently pounding away on the work bench, but I just roll ever, smile and think "good on you mate".  God I love Pattaya.

So any suggestions on places that don't remind me of Hong Kong would be appreciated.  Not that I'm expecting international travel to reignite anytime soon, but I've got to start planning something to look forward to.  My balls deserve it.

[T-T-T]

As Air BnB is mainly Condo's I presume that is what you are looking into ... so If you want a condo in the centre  View Talay 6 would be my choice I would go to https://www.honeyscoffeehouse.com or https://www.dancewatchers.com/projects/view-talay-6/ first not airbnb.to book here. Large rooms nice pool ..cleaning service if you wish .. Honey been the preferred as they have an office on site.  

I have used airbnb alot but mainly when I want to stay North Pattaya( nakula) or cozy beach ( South) for a quieter holiday mainly because I have to work sometimes. Your right the base are tiny I would look for a least 48sq metre room at least. 

I prefer Nakula for the beach and some good restaurants few bars  etc while been quiet 

Remember you are renting a condo so cleaning can be extra .. I tend to look after myself cleaning wise and have a cleaner come in once a week for a proper job... laundry etc I tend to take care of myself get who ever is staying the night to do it for me :-)and many condo's come with washing machines 

 

Few places I have stayed via Airbnb but as I said mainly north of town and can be a bit of a trek to the action but it gives you an idea 

https://www.airbnb.co.uk/rooms/24606143?s=67&sharer_id=21580346&unique_share_id=dd1276e1-fbee-417b-8dd5-1ea85a291dd5

https://www.airbnb.co.uk/rooms/32747586?s=67&sharer_id=21580346&unique_share_id=f53889ef-aaf6-4c0b-ac27-68fdf92f4909

but right in the action View Talay 6 is the best I would say  hope that helps 

Edited April 27, 2020 by T-T-T

[Ru4Real]

32 minutes ago, Gogosloth said:

So, to the point of my ramblings.  Have any of you fine upstanding gentlemen found a decent BnB.  I've discovered over time that I rarely use room service in Patts.  I sure as hell never make it to the included breakfast, so whats the point of staying in a hotel.

^ Which is why I tend to stay in VT6. Excellent location, 48 Sq metre rooms (or larger based on your budget), rooms can be a little hit or miss but haven't had a bad one (couple could do with a little TLC for normal wear and tear), excellent views (again depending on the room).