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Jes_92

Being bdrunk is the best thiang there is. No worries, no problems, no darma. Its pure bliss. I"m dgoing to Pattya in 2 weeks and "m celibrating. I'm foing to lick al the girls ingogos, I'm going to rign the bell snf buh drinkgs. cehers for everone. To Walking dsteet, Lk etro and everwhere. I'm sor happy now. I can't wait. Theyw will wrote songs abotut me. Im' thinking about Nok, who Illl fuck in the ass. I'mf thinking abut Nong who I;'ll propose to and Taj who I;ll make love to. ITs gonig to be rthe bes t trip ever. I think I'm otnto soemthing here. The value of lfie. this is it. the only thigns that matters. Il ive for this. Listenf to may wisdom, fok pattaya fwon't be here foreever. So I implore you. Ave a beer adn another one. Enjoyh life. ADN thai girls. so I say have a beer; for pattay a won't be the same withtou one. But careflu and b eable to get oyru dick up. Ithts the onl thing that matters. Party util ou can't anmore. So myp iont is. Does beer maef yore Pattayh expeirence betere? It sure dose mine.

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boingo

More alcohol required to improve spelling and grammar 555

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Fart sniffer

Korea bad.

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mrgem1982

Someones having a good time :)

 

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Jebb
1 hour ago, Jes_92 said:

Being bdrunk is the best thiang there is. No worries, no problems, no darma. Its pure bliss. I"m dgoing to Pattya in 2 weeks and "m celibrating. I'm foing to lick al the girls ingogos, I'm going to rign the bell snf buh drinkgs. cehers for everone. To Walking dsteet, Lk etro and everwhere. I'm sor happy now. I can't wait. Theyw will wrote songs abotut me. Im' thinking about Nok, who Illl fuck in the ass. I'mf thinking abut Nong who I;'ll propose to and Taj who I;ll make love to. ITs gonig to be rthe bes t trip ever. I think I'm otnto soemthing here. The value of lfie. this is it. the only thigns that matters. Il ive for this. Listenf to may wisdom, fok pattaya fwon't be here foreever. So I implore you. Ave a beer adn another one. Enjoyh life. ADN thai girls. so I say have a beer; for pattay a won't be the same withtou one. But careflu and b eable to get oyru dick up. Ithts the onl thing that matters. Party util ou can't anmore. So myp iont is. Does beer maef yore Pattayh expeirence betere? It sure dose mine.

Enjoy mate. 555.

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Fart sniffer
1 hour ago, Jes_92 said:

Does beer maef yore Pattayh expeirence betere?

No.  I think.

Before, I thought it did enhance my experience.  But now, I stay sober most days and have a better time than before. 

I can't say for certain if this is because of sobriety or because we become better at things as we become more experienced at them.  So really my answer should be that I don't know.

Same same but different. 

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talung66

i had a easier time reading george 

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per anum
2 hours ago, Jes_92 said:

Being bdrunk is the best thiang there is. No worries, no problems, no darma. Its pure bliss. I"m dgoing to Pattya in 2 weeks and "m celibrating. I'm foing to lick al the girls ingogos, I'm going to rign the bell snf buh drinkgs. cehers for everone. To Walking dsteet, Lk etro and everwhere. I'm sor happy now. I can't wait. Theyw will wrote songs abotut me. Im' thinking about Nok, who Illl fuck in the ass. I'mf thinking abut Nong who I;'ll propose to and Taj who I;ll make love to. ITs gonig to be rthe bes t trip ever. I think I'm otnto soemthing here. The value of lfie. this is it. the only thigns that matters. Il ive for this. Listenf to may wisdom, fok pattaya fwon't be here foreever. So I implore you. Ave a beer adn another one. Enjoyh life. ADN thai girls. so I say have a beer; for pattay a won't be the same withtou one. But careflu and b eable to get oyru dick up. Ithts the onl thing that matters. Party util ou can't anmore. So myp iont is. Does beer maef yore Pattayh expeirence betere? It sure dose mine.

Looks like you were plastered when you wrote this porn script!

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per anum
Posted (edited)

Before you try and re-live the Hangover 2 movie, a few warnings....

1. If you are alone (without a wingman), this is not advisable.

2. Your bills will be padded big time

3. You will be taken for a sucker and milked for LDs

4. You will probably do drunken ATM runs - not a good idea!

5. You may be mugged on lonely alleys by ladyboys.

6. You may inadvertently pick up a ladyboy who will then proceed to drill you a new arse hole!

7. you will need an Indian magician to straighten your rope!

All told.......maintain a good buzz........no need to get blithering legless!!

Edited by per anum

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likeaking

Conquered the world first, now try the keyboard. 

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cyfruil
5 hours ago, Jes_92 said:

 So myp iont is. Does beer maef yore Pattayh expeirence betere? It sure dose mine.

Yes it does but maybe not on that level

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Poontwang

I'm more of a gin and tonic kind of guy. 

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mmaaarrrkkk
5 hours ago, Jes_92 said:

Being bdrunk is the best thiang there is. No worries, no problems, no darma. Its pure bliss. I"m dgoing to Pattya in 2 weeks and "m celibrating. I'm foing to lick al the girls ingogos, I'm going to rign the bell snf buh drinkgs. cehers for everone. To Walking dsteet, Lk etro and everwhere. I'm sor happy now. I can't wait. Theyw will wrote songs abotut me. Im' thinking about Nok, who Illl fuck in the ass. I'mf thinking abut Nong who I;'ll propose to and Taj who I;ll make love to. ITs gonig to be rthe bes t trip ever. I think I'm otnto soemthing here. The value of lfie. this is it. the only thigns that matters. Il ive for this. Listenf to may wisdom, fok pattaya fwon't be here foreever. So I implore you. Ave a beer adn another one. Enjoyh life. ADN thai girls. so I say have a beer; for pattay a won't be the same withtou one. But careflu and b eable to get oyru dick up. Ithts the onl thing that matters. Party util ou can't anmore. So myp iont is. Does beer maef yore Pattayh expeirence betere? It sure dose mine.

funny but I think you overdid it a tad to be believable!

Is celibrating supposed to mean celebrating or celibate-ing?

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mmaaarrrkkk
3 hours ago, per anum said:

Before you try and re-live the Hangover 2 movie, a few warnings....

1. If you are alone (without a wingman), this is not advisable.

2. Your bills will be padded big time

3. You will be taken for a sucker and milked for LDs

4. You will probably do drunken ATM runs - not a good idea!

5. You may be mugged on lonely alleys by ladyboys.

6. You may inadvertently pick up a ladyboy who will then proceed to drill you a new arse hole!

7. you will need an Indian magician to straighten your rope!

All told.......maintain a good buzz........no need to get blithering legless!!

wow you sure will be the life of the party!

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princeofwales

No idea what you just said 

But i truly hope you have a great time doing it 

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Croaking Lizard

Bartender - gimme some of what the OP is having  :Beer1:

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rise.above

Splendid! Have fun on your trip and just be careful if you're going at it alone. There's a fine line between having an epic night out in town or waking up with most of your cash gone. 

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Jes_92

I'm having a bit of a hangover and I regret being logged in to this forum while drinking. But it's true though. Alcohol does make me happier. I'll have to be careful not to overdo it in Pattaya. Just enough to fully enjoy it.

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Jous

You nailed it @Jes_92 555 A good inspirational OP. Now I can’t wait for my next trip (2 months)

 I hope to listen those songs written about you in Patts :Clap:

 

:Dance1:

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WalterA

Yes, I agree ... my best years where spent drunk .... ..... 

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deano4598
3 hours ago, rise.above said:

There's a fine line between having an epic night out in town or waking up with most of your cash gone. 

Hmmmm I have not yet managed to to work out how to have an epic night out on the town and NOT wake up with my cash gone....... anyone?

Now I'd like Jorge to read the OP and provide his interpretation, think it'd be more readable.

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boingo
Hmmmm I have not yet managed to to work out how to have an epic night out on the town and NOT wake up with my cash gone....... anyone?
Now I'd like Jorge to read the OP and provide his interpretation, think it'd be more readable.
You leave your cash at various cracks around town

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Leedsmick
14 hours ago, Jes_92 said:

Being bdrunk is the best thiang there is. No worries, no problems, no darma.

Amen brother :beer9:

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Jes_92
2 hours ago, boingo said:

You leave your cash at various cracks around town

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And you think you can remember your stashes when drunk? :D 555

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rise.above
4 hours ago, boingo said:

You leave your cash at various cracks around town

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Wise words!

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