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Top tip if you buy an iPhone X

davidge

By davidge
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davidge Supreme Pattaya Master

davidge

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Set your Apple Face ID to your cum-face, so that if someone mugs you for your phone they at least have to wank you off first.

 

 

"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans."

So remember to “Enjoy every sandwich”

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Kahoy Supreme Pattaya Guru

Kahoy

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That means I'll only be able to use the phone twice a week in Thailand and never in Australia.

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Skalliwag Supreme Pattaya Master

Skalliwag

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It also comes with a new Asshole identification feature.

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Queef_Sniffer Extreme Pattaya Warrior

Queef_Sniffer

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24 minutes ago, Skalliwag said:

It also comes with a new Asshole identification feature.

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Leave it to Skalliwag, to come in here and 1-up everyone.  

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Queef_Sniffer Extreme Pattaya Warrior

Queef_Sniffer

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2 minutes ago, Skalliwag said:

Well,they are all unique.

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No bullshit... but that is probably the most beautiful asshole I've EVER seen!  

1 - Is it a girls?

2 - And if it is, how much for LT?

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freedom42 Platinum Pattaya Warrior

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17 hours ago, davidge said:

Set your Apple Face ID to your cum-face, so that if someone mugs you for your phone they at least have to wank you off first.

 

 

Great Frankie Boyle quote.

If it floats, flies or fucks, RENT IT!!!!! "He who hesitates, masturbates"

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chirockr Platinum Pattaya Warrior

chirockr

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my favourite memes so far lol

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In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king  :WinkGrin1:
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