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Hi guys,

I know it's a broad question but it can include anything from having an accident to getting locked out of your room [emoji848]

 

Interested to know and I will start the topic off with my incident.

 

I was driving home one night a few years ago when the car skidded on a wet patch. I rolled it off the road and onto a ditch. Car was fucked and I smashed my leg pretty bad. I now have a fairly impressive battle scar to show off to the girls (I got it saving an old lady from a mugger) [emoji6][emoji6][emoji41][emoji41]

 

I was lucky it could have been a lot worse but still not a fun experience. After a few rolls down the embankment you start to think this is the end. I am not a religious guy but Jesus got mentioned a few times that night.

 

 

 

 

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hotel receptionist claimed they didn't have the key to my room and spent an hour with a bf looking for a key that they had on the hotel desk.

 

I have stayed in the hotel since and that girl has gone.

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Just over 3 years ago fell down stairs from 1st floor of hotel. In hospital for a week. Was pissed off that when I left said I wouldn't go until had morphine injection. They gave me a saline injection thinking the stupid farang wouldn't know. Told the nurse to fuck off and left.

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I got a crazy mossie bite me at 2pm while on my motorbike.

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4 weeks ago I lost my ATM debit card. I did not realize it was missing until I attempted to withdraw baht from a ATM machine and could not find the card in my wallet. I must have left card in machine after withdrawing baht 5 days prior. Notified my bank in the states and they FedEx a replacement card to me, took about a week to arrive.

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First day of arrival.
Went in to central festival to use a atm. Machine keeps My card without reason,and they couldnt open it until day after.

First and last trip i make without a backup-card..
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First day of arrival.

Went in to central festival to use a atm. Machine keeps My card without reason,and they couldnt open it until day after.

 

First and last trip i make without a backup-card..

It keept my card

 

 

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I have 3 credit cards, 1 debit card and 1 prepaid card just in case...generally only use 1. Ah and a Thai bank account

 

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I shit my pants.......... twice in one day.  The first time was just a little leak.  The second was a humdinger.

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Food-poisoning.....spent 24 hours in the bathroom.Apart from that, nothing to write home about, in 17 trips.I would say I got lucky so far......

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Apart from Chlamydia!! Once a motorbike taxi in Nana Bangkok ran away with a 1000 Baht bill. My mistake as I trusted him with changing the money inside a 7-11. He sped away as I watched


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I could write a list about this one,  especially owning businesses here, you get targetted, not to mention normal personal problems.

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