Newdastle Utd

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NEWCASTLE UNITED TABLECLOTHS - Suitable width='100%' for any occasion but

tend to slip down the table after a short time - £4:99

 

NEWCASTLE UNITED VIDEOS - All the highlights from the last 50 years action.

This 5 min video, including lots of re-runs, is a perfect gift for any fan

£9:99

 

NEWCASTLE UNITED BANNERS - Come complete with interchangeable slogans Eg:-

"Roeder

OUT", "Dalglish OUT", "Keegan OUT", "Gullit OUT", "Robson OUT", "Souness

OUT", "Sack the Board" etc.. £15:00

 

"OUR LOCAL HERO" KEYRINGS - Come complete with model of Alan Shearer (Our

Local Hero) attached , please note that elbows could be dangerous. - £0.50p

each.

 

"LOCAL HERO" Insomnia tapes - Listen to the full range of Alan Shearer

football comments, guaranteed to send anyone to sleep within five minutes. -

£5.99

 

NEWCASTLE UNITED JOKE BOOK - A MUST for all fans. This 900 page book is full

of all the best jokes ever told about the club. - £25:00

 

NEWCASTLE UNITED C0NDOMS - Come in sizes from "Local Hero" to " SuperMac".

Ideal for the pricks in the Gallowgate Stand. - £0:75p for life-times

supply.

 

NEWCASTLE UNITED BRA - One for the ladies. This bra, in team colours, comes

with good support but no cups- £14:99

 

KEEPER'S GLOVE - A must for any fans at the back of the stand, or near the

corner flags to catch any shots the lads may have at goal. £8:99

 

NEWCASTLE UNITED LIPSTICK - Ideal for kissing goodbye. (To managers and

overpaid transfer flops, as worn by fat Freddy himself) £0:99p each

 

MICHAEL OWEN SIGNED MATCH SHIRTS - This very limited edition item is a must,

only a handful in this exclusive souvenir item - £1.2 million per game/shirt

[Mackem Stu]

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