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NEWCASTLE UNITED TABLECLOTHS - Suitable width='100%' for any occasion but

tend to slip down the table after a short time - £4:99


NEWCASTLE UNITED VIDEOS - All the highlights from the last 50 years action.

This 5 min video, including lots of re-runs, is a perfect gift for any fan



NEWCASTLE UNITED BANNERS - Come complete with interchangeable slogans Eg:-


OUT", "Dalglish OUT", "Keegan OUT", "Gullit OUT", "Robson OUT", "Souness

OUT", "Sack the Board" etc.. £15:00


"OUR LOCAL HERO" KEYRINGS - Come complete with model of Alan Shearer (Our

Local Hero) attached , please note that elbows could be dangerous. - £0.50p



"LOCAL HERO" Insomnia tapes - Listen to the full range of Alan Shearer

football comments, guaranteed to send anyone to sleep within five minutes. -



NEWCASTLE UNITED JOKE BOOK - A MUST for all fans. This 900 page book is full

of all the best jokes ever told about the club. - £25:00


NEWCASTLE UNITED C0NDOMS - Come in sizes from "Local Hero" to " SuperMac".

Ideal for the pricks in the Gallowgate Stand. - £0:75p for life-times



NEWCASTLE UNITED BRA - One for the ladies. This bra, in team colours, comes

with good support but no cups- £14:99


KEEPER'S GLOVE - A must for any fans at the back of the stand, or near the

corner flags to catch any shots the lads may have at goal. £8:99


NEWCASTLE UNITED LIPSTICK - Ideal for kissing goodbye. (To managers and

overpaid transfer flops, as worn by fat Freddy himself) £0:99p each


MICHAEL OWEN SIGNED MATCH SHIRTS - This very limited edition item is a must,

only a handful in this exclusive souvenir item - £1.2 million per game/shirt

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    • For those that don't know, I did Friday meetings before many years ago,  I feel like we are missing a regular meeting for members,  I am aware guys meet at PA affiliated bars. But I want to start meeting people again, I'm inviting the guys following my YouTube also.

      The meetings is a chance to get to meet each other,  I plan to be at every meeting, I also have Dean from Dive bar that has offered to help out with a crawl after.
      The meetings will be  Monday  6 pm - 8 pm each week.  (The improvised bar crawl will commence at 8 p.m.  Dean will make his own plans for that.)

      Due to low numbers of people in town, I will start the meetings in our bars to help our girls and managers, please check back often incase things are changed.  I will be sharing the love around town later, but Soi 6 is first on my list (including bars that are friendly competition)   
      If bar owners want us to have a meeting at their bar,  they need to have a minimum of 10 girls.  I'm not dragging people to empty bars for favours.
      Please help us invite other members, it takes a while to get momentum.
      Monday 6 pm - 8pm  (then bar crawl after)
      21st March - Playpen Soi 6
      28th March - Night wish bar Soi 6
      4th April - Toy Box bar Soi 6
      11th April - Repent Soi 6
      18th April - where angels play Soi 6
      25th April -  (next bar we have open)

      2nd May - (next bar we have open)
      9th May - Cooters bar soi 6 
      16th May - Hot shots bar Soi 6
      23rd May - (next bar we have open)
      30th of May - Lust soi 6 
      6th of June - Illuzion
      13th of June - (next bar we have open)

      I look forward to meeting people again.
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