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Spurs are set to pay £5m for Fulham's Moussa Dembele.

 

(No, not that one....a different one!)

 

Edit: deal may now be off as Fulham want him back on loan for the rest of the season but Spurs want to keep him.

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Arsenal fans have been tricked into believing their club had actually made a new signing.

 

With just one day left in the January transfer window, Gunners across London are on tenterhooks as they anxiously wait to see if their club will make any last-minute deals.

Ahead of the end of the transfer window, Youtube pranksters Woody and Kleiny have mercilessly preyed on the insecurity of Arsenal fans by posing as a new player, Fernando Wwirst, aka 'Transfer Window.'

Fernando arrived at the Emirates complete with shades, baseball cap and a WAG in-tow as fans did their best to get a glimpse of the new mystery signing.

Excited Gooners flocked to their false Messiah, requesting photos and posing for selfies with the prankster. One fan even hailed Wwirst for his 'searing pace,' and predicted his arrival at the Emirates would 'signal the end for Theo Walcott.'

 

 

 

I wonder if Sleuth is in the video?

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Arsenal fans have been tricked into believing their club had actually made a new signing.

 

With just one day left in the January transfer window, Gunners across London are on tenterhooks as they anxiously wait to see if their club will make any last-minute deals.

Ahead of the end of the transfer window, Youtube pranksters Woody and Kleiny have mercilessly preyed on the insecurity of Arsenal fans by posing as a new player, Fernando Wwirst, aka 'Transfer Window.'

Fernando arrived at the Emirates complete with shades, baseball cap and a WAG in-tow as fans did their best to get a glimpse of the new mystery signing.

Excited Gooners flocked to their false Messiah, requesting photos and posing for selfies with the prankster. One fan even hailed Wwirst for his 'searing pace,' and predicted his arrival at the Emirates would 'signal the end for Theo Walcott.'

 

 

 

I wonder if Sleuth is in the video?

Probably still in the pub  :WinkGrin1:

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Newcastle have made a £21m bid to sign Saido Berahino from West Brom

 

 

Local paper here has been reporting for a couple of days that Newcastle were trying to buy Gomis. Maybe that's now fallen through?

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Newcastle have made a £21m bid to sign Saido Berahino from West Brom

 

 

Local paper here has been reporting for a couple of days that Newcastle were trying to buy Gomis. Maybe that's now fallen through?

55, I wonder if he'll go to Newcastle, doesn't looks like a player who fancies a relegation scrap.

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Swansea City striker Eder is set to sign French club Lille on loan until the end of the season.

 

That was £6 million well spent last Summer!

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Seydou Doumbia signs for Newcastle on loan from Roma, subject to a medical

 

 

He was the striker the Swans were close to signing until he demanded a clause to give him a free transfer if we were relegated.

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DONE DEAL: Tottenham's Federico Fazio has joined Sevilla on loan

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Robinho is being offered to a few clubs including Swansea, Leicester & Juventus - according to the local paper here.

He's a free agent after his contract in China ended.

At 32 he's well past his best and I imagine his wage demands will be high!

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DONE DEAL.

 

Tottenham's Alex Pritchard completes his loan move to West Brom

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DONE DEAL: Sheffield Wednesday sign winger Aiden McGeady on loan from Everton

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Arsenal transfer news: 'Mathieu Debuchy finalises loan move to Bordeaux'

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DONE DEAL:

#Watfordfc sign Abdoulaye Doucoure from Rennes

 

Edit: and have immediately loaned him out to Granada for the rest of the season

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Steven Fletcher signs for Marseille -

 

 

 

Swansea City set to sign QPR midfielder Leroy Fer on loan until the end of the season. LOAN NOW CONFIRMED

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Stoke set to break the bank to capture Gianelli Imbula from Porto. (£18 million)

Having medical this evening

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DONE DEAL: Oumar Niasse has completed a £13.5million move to Everton

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DONE DEAL:

Arsenal's Yaya Sonogo moves to Charlton on loan

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Hull City have signed Man Utd's Nick Powell on loan

 

 

 

Ritchie De Laet has joined Boro on loan from Leicester

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Breaking Arsenal news: Fox spotted on the Emirates pitch. Deal close.

 

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Saw that :-)

 

At least he's still got his sense of humour!

Hope he's rubbish tomorrow night.

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Jordi Gomez has joined Blackburn on loan from Sunderland

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Newcastle spent a fortune!

January now more important for the clubs near the bottom as they try to ensure survival than for those at the top.

 

Stoke backing Hughes as well by breaking their transfer record.

 

Disappointed with the Swans business, but not surprised. Overall, probably a slightly weaker squad as a result. Just got to hope the Italian scores goals.

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