My new T-shirt design.

[Gone with the wind]

I wish I got thought to get some tailored t-shirts made to add to the mix of other rubbish Thailand/Pattaya themed t-shirts getting around.

 

After doing a few solo pub crawls lately it would've solved the inane banter you're forced to endure every time a girl sidles up to you.

 

The front print would be;

 

My name: Ben

Come from: Australia

I stay: 3 weeks

I go: Bangkok and Pattaya

I visit: Many times

 

I'm sure by adding finer print you could add more answers.

[nixonsbest]

I have a different name and country for every bar!

[storytime]

Maybe the girls should wear a T with this.

 

Whats your name.

Where you come from.

How long you stay

[bob_ny]

I wish I got thought to get some tailored t-shirts made to add to the mix of other rubbish Thailand/Pattaya themed t-shirts getting around.

 

After doing a few solo pub crawls lately it would've solved the inane banter you're forced to endure every time a girl sidles up to you.

 

The front print would be;

 

My name: Ben

Come from: Australia

I stay: 3 weeks

I go: Bangkok and Pattaya

I visit: Many times

 

I'm sure by adding finer print you could add more answers.

Do this and there's no reason to go to the bar. Sit home and drink.

 

Everything gets old.

[jamduf]

Bad idea, Then we wouldn't have anything to talk about.

[Mick Pattaya]

I wish I got thought to get some tailored t-shirts made to add to the mix of other rubbish Thailand/Pattaya themed t-shirts getting around.

 

After doing a few solo pub crawls lately it would've solved the inane banter you're forced to endure every time a girl sidles up to you.

 

The front print would be;

 

My name: Ben

Come from: Australia

I stay: 3 weeks

I go: Bangkok and Pattaya

I visit: Many times

 

I'm sure by adding finer print you could add more answers.

 

Maybe the girls should wear a T with this.

 

Whats your name.

Where you come from.

How long you stay

Or you could exchange T-shirts like footballers do, that way you avoid inane questions & you get to look at her boobs & she gets to measure up your paunch. 

[robw]

I have a different name and country for every bar!

Way to go.

[nixonsbest]

Way to go.

My favorite made up identity is:

 

My name: John Wayne

Come from: Alamo Texas, goood old US of Aaa...

What u do: I am a Cowboy, breed buffalo 

Where you go: Look for buffalo shop, you know good buffalo shop?

I visit: Many times buy muma and papa buffalo, make baby buffalo. 

[boxershrimp]

Man, I tried to buy buffalos, but a certain womanly presence known as the GF forbade it.

Otherwise I would go around with a T-shirt saying "I already have a sick buffalo, thank you"

[robw]

My favorite made up identity is:

 

My name: John Wayne

Come from: Alamo Texas, goood old US of Aaa...

What u do: I am a Cowboy, breed buffalo 

Where you go: Look for buffalo shop, you know good buffalo shop?

I visit: Many times buy muma and papa buffalo, make baby buffalo. 

I'll be there in 3 weeks,thinking of names to use now.

[zilly]

I'll be there in 3 weeks,thinking of names to use now.

 

Try 'Squirrel', then watch them try to pronounce it!

[Blakkis]

Try 'Squirrel', then watch them try to pronounce it!

Watched too much Top Gear?

[robw]

Try 'Squirrel', then watch them try to pronounce it!

Good one,I'll try that.

[QuotaMan]

Some of my designs from the past:

 

 

 

 

[zilly]

Watched too much Top Gear?

 

no never watch it. Explain please???

[Blakkis]

no never watch it. Explain please???

There is recurring joke about squirrel and how people cant say it properly if their native language is different from English.

 

[zilly]

There is recurring joke about squirrel and how people cant say it properly if their native language is different from English.

 

 

except that appears to be a joke about germans....

 

Mind you, If I'd known it was associated with a knob like clarkson I never would of mentioned it!

[storytime]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BEER-PRAYER-Mens-T-Shirt-S-3XL-Black-Funny-Printed-Joke-Drinking-Novelty-Party-/121182450029?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&var=&hash=item1c3709716d

 

I've bought this on Ebay for Thailand.

[philkrenshaw]

How many Thai girls can read English?

[storytime]

How many Thai girls can read English?

Its for falangs to read, actually I've had plenty of Thai girls read my Ts the best one was: Whats your name, Where you come from, How long you stay. The last one which I gave away because a girl ask if she could have it was: You buy me Dink, I go your Loom. She's in a bar in Soi 6.

[QuotaMan]

[iLoveit]

Great designs quota man.   I love the butterfly shirt.ake my life a lot easier in windmill 

[Leap of Faith]

Maybe you just do not know how to talk to the girls 

[Paulyt14]

Brilliant !