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pattayamylove

This thread is the gift that keeps giving...every time it pops back up.

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donaus

i go to a very sweet and pleasant 45yo lady for massage close to soi bukhow and have got to know her over the years and she tells me  some unsusual things. i told her that in Walking Street  the  girls in the bars  use bananas and other things and take all their clothes off and  act crazy.. she told me thai girls would never do that   and they are all cambodians in those places  doing those obsene acts..

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nixonsbest

"Why you no looking football TV and say fucking"

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Infected Bitch

"I want you barfine my friend, we go to Hollywood"

 

After 2 minutes of shagging her she complains "why you take so long?"

 

As soon as I sit down a skank ask "Buy me a lady drink"

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soi 69

The Thai Chistmas Anthem ..

 

Happy Birthday to you,

Happy Birthday to you,

Happy birthday dear Santa Clause,

Happy Birthday to you.

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felix the cat

This was a comment made by a Thai women who is married to my friend...they run a coffee shop here in Melbourne....i laughed so hard i nearly pissed myself!

 

''Doctor tell my husband not to dlink & smoke, but he still do!'' ... ''If he die me not worry, he already sign everything to me na''  ... ''he worth 3 million dollar!'' 

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marti32

shahht aauppp - not shut up!

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riccy

ST girl after fucking her..  'so good, i wan stay here' ..

 

on Soi 6 met up with one of my 'favs' .. in conversation she said 'why you not remember i have son ?'

o, sorry dear..  but do you still remember my name ?  after 10 secs silence : 'Rambo'   ..LOL

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jpmelville

I was sitting in the bar opposite of the LK-Metro entrance with my friend. The familiar LB was attaking his dick the way pretty much all the people passing by saw what was happening. My friend said "NO! Stop" LB said "No same same yes" and continued to give him a HJ. :Think1:

 

The same LB was also showing us the video from her phone, where really big dicked dude was pounding her in the ass and she was giving the live sound effects for the video.

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samaus

'You like shower'?  ... after sneezing on me.

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pattayamylove

OK took me a while but here it is:

 

"Kit loves Bob"

 

Using fake names here but that's some funny shit...she loves me and referring to herself in third person...

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questor

[02/06/2014 16:04:59] Rain SS: I like you.
[02/06/2014 16:05:04] Rain SS: where u now ?
[02/06/2014 16:05:29] Rain SS: how much you pay for short time ?
[02/06/2014 16:05:34] Rain SS: have to pay not free/
[02/06/2014 16:05:48] Me: 1,000,000 baht
[02/06/2014 16:06:26] Rain SS: really
[02/06/2014 16:06:28] Rain SS: thank you .
[02/06/2014 16:06:31] Rain SS: ok .
[02/06/2014 16:06:46] Me: I send to you now
[02/06/2014 16:07:21] Rain SS: ok please
[02/06/2014 16:07:29] Rain SS: send me by western union

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andy666

Tomorrow free

 

 

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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jonboy81

Ex Thai G/F after having argument with her Dad " I want kill him in the mouth" 55555  :Think1:

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lingling

"I think better fuck yourself keep your money".....she was joking when she said that

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