Favourite Thai Girl Quote

[pattayamylove 88]

This thread is the gift that keeps giving...every time it pops back up.

[donaus 24]

i go to a very sweet and pleasant 45yo lady for massage close to soi bukhow and have got to know her over the years and she tells me  some unsusual things. i told her that in Walking Street  the  girls in the bars  use bananas and other things and take all their clothes off and  act crazy.. she told me thai girls would never do that   and they are all cambodians in those places  doing those obsene acts..

[nixonsbest 4,091]

"Why you no looking football TV and say fucking"

[Diabolic 2,878]

(while my tongue is in her ass)

 

Her: Aroi mai?

[FranklyMrShankly 315]

You too big, now my ass broken

[Blakkis 37]

Resently in badoo, "i miss you so much". after talking/knowing less than 1 min

[Carl123 121]

I was on beach road one day and playfully said to a FL:

 

Hello pretty lady,  you go with me, we boom boom, I give you 400bt.

 

She replied:

 

You gib me 400bt.  You fuck dog.

[Infected Bitch 45]

"I want you barfine my friend, we go to Hollywood"

 

After 2 minutes of shagging her she complains "why you take so long?"

 

As soon as I sit down a skank ask "Buy me a lady drink"

[soi 69 43]

The Thai Chistmas Anthem ..

 

Happy Birthday to you,

Happy Birthday to you,

Happy birthday dear Santa Clause,

Happy Birthday to you.

[felix the cat 2,544]

This was a comment made by a Thai women who is married to my friend...they run a coffee shop here in Melbourne....i laughed so hard i nearly pissed myself!

 

''Doctor tell my husband not to dlink & smoke, but he still do!'' ... ''If he die me not worry, he already sign everything to me na''  ... ''he worth 3 million dollar!'' 

[marti32 104]

shahht aauppp - not shut up!

[riccy 934]

ST girl after fucking her..  'so good, i wan stay here' ..

 

on Soi 6 met up with one of my 'favs' .. in conversation she said 'why you not remember i have son ?'

o, sorry dear..  but do you still remember my name ?  after 10 secs silence : 'Rambo'   ..LOL

[nixonsbest 4,091]

"Weally"

[jpmelville 1,759]

I was sitting in the bar opposite of the LK-Metro entrance with my friend. The familiar LB was attaking his dick the way pretty much all the people passing by saw what was happening. My friend said "NO! Stop" LB said "No same same yes" and continued to give him a HJ.

 

The same LB was also showing us the video from her phone, where really big dicked dude was pounding her in the ass and she was giving the live sound effects for the video.

[samaus 394]

'You like shower'?  ... after sneezing on me.

[nixonsbest 4,091]

"I think you tip big cause your last day"

[marti32 104]

cheap Charlie nooo gooowwdd

[pattayamylove 88]

OK took me a while but here it is:

 

"Kit loves Bob"

 

Using fake names here but that's some funny shit...she loves me and referring to herself in third person...

[questor 2,225]

[02/06/2014 16:04:59] Rain SS: I like you.
[02/06/2014 16:05:04] Rain SS: where u now ?
[02/06/2014 16:05:29] Rain SS: how much you pay for short time ?
[02/06/2014 16:05:34] Rain SS: have to pay not free/
[02/06/2014 16:05:48] Me: 1,000,000 baht
[02/06/2014 16:06:26] Rain SS: really
[02/06/2014 16:06:28] Rain SS: thank you .
[02/06/2014 16:06:31] Rain SS: ok .
[02/06/2014 16:06:46] Me: I send to you now
[02/06/2014 16:07:21] Rain SS: ok please
[02/06/2014 16:07:29] Rain SS: send me by western union

[nixonsbest 4,091]

"I do Nuffing"

[andy666 9,227]

Tomorrow free

 

 

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[chrisshh 967]

your loom very nice ..and Ive been in many many looms.

[jonboy81 89]

Ex Thai G/F after having argument with her Dad " I want kill him in the mouth" 55555 

[riskyguy 4]

You butterfly mak, but I still like you

[lingling 356]

"I think better fuck yourself keep your money".....she was joking when she said that

Edited February 24, 2015 by lingling