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Evil Penevil

One of the first things I heard from a TG on my initial visit to LOS in 1979:

 

"Where you go? You so hansum, me so horny."

 

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nixonsbest

I like it when they sing a long to Price Tag by Jessie J and make up there own words!

 

[Chorus:]
It's ALL about the money, money, money
We want your money, money, money
We just wanna make the world dance,
It's all about the price tag
All about the (uh) cha-ching cha-ching
All about the (yeah) ba-bling ba-bling
Wanna make the world dance,
It's all about the price tag (OK)

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malaka76

Litten bit no promplem...

 

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Ru4Real

Litten bit no promplem...

 

While tapping on the back door I assume :Think1:

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malaka76

While tapping on the back door I assume :Think1:

 

Usually helps to knock first instead of barging straight in. Being a gentleman and all that!. 

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atticusblue

"How many shopping malls you have in America?"

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JizzMasterZero

One girl said she wanted to eat my ice cream.

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Oaky73

"Baby anaconda"

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soi 69

To a guy who wasn't very tall ... "Why are you a little man"? 

 

Not very subtle. 

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TheGreatDamo

I'm a Shitface !!!!!!!!!

 

Dont you mean I am shitfaced ?

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chrisshh

this is from a thread i started a while back:

 

I once had a hard time explaining that there is only one moon. She could not wrap her head around the idea that it circles the earth so the moon you see in Europe is the same one you are seeing in Thailand.

yea, explaining orbit patterns is not something I would attempt..good try though! I would have been lazy and just gone with the mulitiple moon theory. right now in central festival there is a contest people can enter to win a trip to NASA in Florida to watch a space shuttle launch. your girl should enter!!

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mark73

1000baht good for you....good for me!

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Marc31

Her- "i not listen to him talk. All I hear is bah bah bah

 

me- Like a sheep?

 

Her- (Strange look)- " no bah bah bah"

 

Me- (clicking.) Oh Blah blah blah.

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carrtex

Thai girl holding her stomach during sex " I feel you here to mutt".

 

"Your cock strong but you come to quickly.

Edited by carrtex

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carrtex

"Why your dick big now?

 

"Cannot fuck pussy hab blood"

 

"Sorry I forgot to lick balls"

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