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bangna
12 hours ago, dexxter2010 said:

I have been speaking English all my long life and still had to Google 'future perfect continuous' because I had no idea. Of course, when I saw the examples they made complete sense. Do Thai ladies even understand the concept of "future"? :)

I'm English but had to google also. I didn't admit that to her though  :)   As you say, we understand without thinking.

I think the average Thai doesn't use past or future tenses leading to confusion for us, it is part of their charm

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Crushed

"Why you not take other lady?  She fuck ass. She do everything"   

The English was actually a little better than that though from a Soi6 lady after a session. I had zero interest in the one who initially talked to me and anal isn't high on my priority list.

 

"I not go where tonight.  Stay home"   

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VBF
Posted (edited)
21 hours ago, ChuckFinley said:

The song is called "Do you Fuck on first dates" By Kevin bloody Wilson

AKA...   Kev's Lament...and is here

And his masterpiece philosophy of life  - here

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dingbat22
On 27/05/2015 at 15:06, OzyDave said:

If she were up for it, I would keep her for life. Sadly, the age difference is too great for permanency. Happily, we will be friends forever. With benefits.

That my friend is the best decision one can make with a TG, especially a TG from a bar

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dexxter2010
4 hours ago, VBF said:

AKA...   Kev's Lament...and is here

And his masterpiece philosophy of life  - here

dilligaf LOL

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PR1977

"I not have customer for three days"

Fair enough, you may say; but the lady who tried to claim this on one of my trips last year (genuinely).....

Tuktik!! 

Maybe she got the word "days" confused with the word "minutes"

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SureShot
37 minutes ago, PR1977 said:

Maybe she got the word "days" confused with the word "minutes"

haha. totally true. my trip in December, we spent most of our time at route 69.
She was in the room 95% of the time.  Once she was finished doing her hair and makeup, she would come outside, people would literally run over from other bars to snatch her up again. haha. was pretty funny to watch.  

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scirocco

Love this thread!

My contribution: chatting to our LLLLT gf, she was at a typical Thai bar with live music, food, the works when she sent a little video but I commented that there weren't many people...

Her: many people backside me....

I hope not!! :Laugh1:

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Explorer8939

2 different bar girls pointed at the horizon and said "Jomtien".

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sherma

Busting for a shit on the way back to the room. She also needed to go a for a piss but said you go first cause you walk like duck


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Brad Pitt
On 07/08/2017 at 04:48, wingcom1 said:

naw,gfe is when you take them out for a few drinks and spend a bit of time with them as if you were  on a regular date,before you go to your room and give them a severe portion.

That sounds awesome.  Why go straight to fucking when you can go an bore yourself stupid over dinner first?

Respectfully, I disagree: I've done this many times. It's like paying for "company" then go back "boom boom" when your ready.  No look for Mrs. Right (now) last minute ! 

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Mishkin

Why your cum tastes so sweet? Can you cum again?

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VBF
On 19/09/2019 at 20:23, Moonpig said:

Oh yes your are still my boyfriend, but you lose your place in que. Have to wait.

Rule something or other....You don't lose the girl, but you may lose your place in the queue :rolleyes:

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Explorer8939
On 19/09/2019 at 12:23, Moonpig said:

Oh yes your are still my boyfriend, but you lose your place in que. Have to wait.

I doubt that a Thai lady would say it that way, but yeah, if better customers come, you are on the back burner.

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Jous

Me- You like oysters?

TG- I like but cannot eat. Oyster make me horny and make pussy smell.

 

:Dance1:

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loveaubon
Why your cum tastes so sweet? Can you cum again?
Shit.. !! It's happened to me... I believed her, loved her.. yeah fuck I learnt the lesson later..

She said the exact same words.. it's sweet.. !!

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SureShot

This happened a few hours ago. made me laugh.

 

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At first I thought she was saying that she has a polish customer in her room sleeping, that was stopping her from working... but... that's her job, is to be with customers., so how's she not working?? was so confused. Fuckin' Polish. hahahaa. 

 

 

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Ten_Tron

"I speak good england"

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loveaubon

Me : Baby i will be in Pattaya on October. I want you to be with me. Will you be free? Can you come to Pattaya?

TG: Yeah I can go.

Me: Go, when? Come there when I am there.

TG: Yes yes I go with you.

Me: yeah I understood. Just kidding..


Many Thai girls say "go" instead of "come".. even phillipinos..

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Jous

After ibar with my current LLT. Some of her friends went home with no customer

me- your friends don’t have customers every night. I am sure you have customer every night you are popular.

TG- no. Me same same. Only sometimes i have customer but when i am with you many man come talk me. I don’t know.

 

:Dance1:

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miesnalle

I was asking bargirl what flavours you have smirnoff ice. 

BG says wait and bring 2 bottles. 

One hand smirnoff ice and other hand big bottle of smirnoff vodka :rolleyes:

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