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Explorer8939

Married Thai lady: I come over to see you.

Me: Your husband not want you to see me.

Married Thai lady: No problem, I see you when he is working.

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Tatanka

The girls at me local hangout that shows all the Premier league games all cheer for different teams.

So I started asking which team they support.

Girl 1 - Liverpooool

Girl 2 - Man uuu

Girl 3 - I like hot sperm, and yes, Harry Kane was her favourite.

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BarfineNutella

Banging this TG for a good amount of mins when she breathes out a tired sigh and says, “why you not cum?” 

I say, “Lots of power.” 

She shakes her head.  “Maybe you like ladyboy too much.” 

555.  This was after trying to convince her to do anal :P

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FZS1000n
On 01/02/2015 at 08:01, stanger69 said:

You want my sister too?

SOLD!!!!!!!

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dagoofbalz

I am 1/4 white with a European nose, thai girls always grab asking if its fake. I always say no. One of them says

you have weally good doctor look leal

I just shook my head

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bangna

One ex girlfriend asked me to explain 'future perfect continuous'

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brutox
13 minutes ago, bangna said:

One ex girlfriend asked me to explain 'future perfect continuous'

Jeez, bangna! .. an adult entertainment consultant? .. and, a woman of letters? .. man, it just don't get better than that .. a woman who can fully conjugate "suck" .. while her mouth is full of your cock.

Whuh, just imagine! .. the simultaneous physical and intellectual stimulation of it all .. it just boggles the mind .. a grammatically correct orgasm .. "Honey .. I will have been sucking your itty-bitty, teeeeny-tiny cock for an entire 1-1/2 minutes by the time you blow."

The only way that gets any better is, of course, if you are hung like a tiger, the 1-1/2 minutes is 1-1/2 hours, you are failing English Composition, and her daddy owns a brewery.

That's the stuff of wet dreams, bangna .. pure magic.

 

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bangna
15 minutes ago, brutox said:

Jeez, bangna! .. an adult entertainment consultant? .. and, a woman of letters? .. man, it just don't get better than that .. a woman who can fully conjugate "suck" .. while her mouth is full of your cock.

Whuh, just imagine! .. the simultaneous physical and intellectual stimulation of it all .. it just boggles the mind .. a grammatically correct orgasm .. "Honey .. I will have been sucking your itty-bitty, teeeeny-tiny cock for an entire 1-1/2 minutes by the time you blow."

The only way that gets any better is, of course, if you are hung like a tiger, the 1-1/2 minutes is 1-1/2 hours, you are failing English Composition, and her daddy owns a brewery.

That's the stuff of wet dreams, bangna .. pure magic.

 

University educated and works as Juristic Person but and no brewery in the family :sad:

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floridian1

Me:  Why do you like me so much?

Thai Girl:  Because you like Thai food.

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ChuckFinley
3 hours ago, brutox said:

and her daddy owns a brewery.

She's gotta at least let me feel her tits, after she shows them to me

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Stian
Posted (edited)

TG: I go with u?

Me: No thanks

TG: Why u no lie me? Why u no liiiiiiiiiiiieeee?

Edited by Stian

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brutox
Posted (edited)
10 hours ago, ChuckFinley said:

She's gotta at least let me feel her tits, after she shows them to me

Some mouth-breathing Neanderthals would just reach right in there and grope them before she showed them, eh?

But not you, eh? .. you are a hopeless romantic, ChuckFinley, aren't you? .. I can tell :D

Edited by brutox

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Vondeth

TG:  I cum 4 times why no u

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ChuckFinley

What I love about P4P is that I can say to a TG "my face will be leaving in 15 minutes, and I'd like you to be on it" and she'll be changed and In a taxi after 10.

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RWallace

New here and still 30 days out from my trip to Patts, but I’ve already had some choice exchanges from ladies on TF...

her: you in Pattaya I want to meet you

me: not yet, coming in 1 month

her: you send me money now?  I charge more next week but I make you deal now

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RWallace
22 minutes ago, RWallace said:

New here and still 30 days out from my trip to Patts, but I’ve already had some choice exchanges from ladies on TF...

her: you in Pattaya I want to meet you

me: not yet, coming in 1 month

her: you send me money now?  I charge more next week but I make you deal now

Yeah, smart lady, hedging against inflation. Obviously not gonna bite on that hook though, I’m green but I’m not that green!

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karandy
On 20/07/2019 at 22:55, Explorer8939 said:

I am trying to forget the last time I had sex with a Farang woman.

the same woman is probably thinking the same about you !555

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dexxter2010
On 26/08/2019 at 19:42, bangna said:

One ex girlfriend asked me to explain 'future perfect continuous'

I have been speaking English all my long life and still had to Google 'future perfect continuous' because I had no idea. Of course, when I saw the examples they made complete sense. Do Thai ladies even understand the concept of "future"? :)

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Machinations



Do Thai ladies even understand the concept of "future"?


Only when related to what will they eat 55

Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

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tptp76

I am not a starfish, I am a scorpion!! I was sold :) 

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Harry Brown
9 minutes ago, tptp76 said:

I am not a starfish, I am a scorpion!! I was sold :) 

I'm scared to ask what she might've meant by that.  :)

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Harry Brown
On 27/08/2019 at 08:43, brutox said:

Some mouth-breathing Neanderthals would just reach right in there and grope them before she showed them, eh?

But not you, eh? .. you are a hopeless romantic, ChuckFinley, aren't you? .. I can tell :D

I think they are repeating the lines to a certain song with those lyrics in them?

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ChuckFinley

The song is called "Do you Fuck on first dates" By Kevin bloody Wilson

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RWallace
Posted (edited)
2 hours ago, tptp76 said:

I am not a starfish, I am a scorpion!! I was sold :) 

Reminds me of that old fable with the turtle and the river...

A scorpion asks a turtle for a ride across a river. The turtle declines at first, saying he is worried about being stung by the scorpion, but the scorpion convinces him, explaining that he stung the turtle, they’d both die. The turtle sees the logic, and agrees to swim across the river with the scorpion on his back.  Halfway, the scorpion stings the turtle.  The sinking, dying turtle asks the scorpion why he did that, as now they will both die.  The scorpion responds "I had no choice, it’s my nature."

Edited by RWallace

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