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Explorer8939

"She not work today" = "she go with customer long time". The ladies almost never want to disclose that anyone has a customer.

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Silky

Made it to the bedroom one night, pointed to the tube like pillow and said, "That's my girlfriend, I sleep with her every night.

She replied, "Me too, his name Jimmy".

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Silky

Was having a drink with a young lady and she asked, "What mean XOXO ?".

I asked if she had received a message with that attached which she confirmed.

So I gave her a kiss and said "X" followed by a big hug and she said "OHHHHH".

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brutox
Posted (edited)
On 14/07/2019 at 22:06, Billyboy294 said:

My favorite quote:

I had arranged for this girl to come to my condo at 3.00pm.

I waited till about 4.00pm and then phoned her as to why she had not come.

she said "but it is raining'.

I replied "So Thai people don't go to work when it is raining."

Rain seems a simple obstacle .. umm .. in a country with modern infrastructure.

Here, flooding could prevent her from getting across town to you .. or, probably worse .. prevent her from returning, leaving her stuck for no telling how much time.

It does matter in some instances .. flood-prone areas .. ground saturated with previous rainfall .. intensity of rainfall.

There is a rhyme to their reasoning in this case.

Edited by brutox

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Brad Pitt

Has anyone posted: "I go sleeping now" ? 

Heard that a few times last trip ! 

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roger buttmore

"I kill you 'til you die!"

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ChuckFinley

When asking to call up a shop in Thai:

Her: Shop hab tree (three)branches. Wit branch u wan?

Me: You sure you called the right number? Sounds like you called a gardening store. 

Her: Not tree, Tree! TREE Branches!

I strung this along as she's brutal about saying stuff like "Not peng, Peeeng!" whenever I try to speak Thai. 

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Buttviking

"I think you like fuck a LOT"

(Bam at Horny bar)

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Jous

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Can she? I don’t know 555

 

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Buttviking

"We can hab threesum, two girls who fuck ass!"

-Nok at Horny bar (with Bam)

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REAR_ENTRY
Posted (edited)

"Why old falang man smell like a bin" 

My ex. And no I'm not old 555

Edited by REAR_ENTRY

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bangna
1 hour ago, Buttviking said:

"We can hab threesum, two girls who fuck ass!"

-Nok at Horny Bar (with Bam)

Pegging?     555

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Buttviking
14 minutes ago, bangna said:

Pegging?     555

No, but I am sure they could help you with that request too if you just ask them and bring the strapon :p

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apu nahasapeemapetilon

Picked a very cute girl from Marine disco and got her to my hotel

Me: You look quite young, how old are you?

Her: I mother 37

Me: only 37! And how old are you?

Her: yes I mother 37

Me: oh okay. What do you want whiskey or beer? ( This she understood!!! )

Her: I drink only whiskey beer no good for stomach. 

 

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She sweeny

Line Conversation 

Me: What are you doing?

TG: Watching my clothes 

Me: Watching your clothes do what? 

TG: Clean 

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Goojaoarr
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"U last man I have something with"

Edited by Goojaoarr

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Billyboy294

Girl:- "where do you come from?"

Me: "Scotland,  you know?"

Girl:-"I know , Scotland Yard".

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MrPurnell

I had a girl say "I'm gonna fuck you till you die!"

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J.D.Be.
26 minutes ago, MrPurnell said:

I had a girl say "I'm gonna fuck you till you die!"

Seems to be a recurring theme...:-)

 

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WalterA

After we boom boom she says ... kind of cute ....

 

”Now have you baby in me” .....

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Dazza118
9 minutes ago, WalterA said:

After we boom boom she says ... kind of cute ....

 

”Now have you baby in me” .....

I've had girls say "I want to eat your babys"

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Imlooking4fun
29 minutes ago, Dazza118 said:

I've had girls say "I want to eat your babys"

I had one girl say l want your banana milk 

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bigmuu

talking about her ex bar friends

-you not hab good memory you only remember young girls

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