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Billyboy294

My favorite quote:

I had arranged for this girl to come to my condo at 3.00pm.

I waited till about 4.00pm and then phoned her as to why she had not come.

she said "but it is raining'.

I replied "So Thai people don't go to work when it is raining."

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sabato
6 minutes ago, Billyboy294 said:

she said "but it is raining'.

I replied "So Thai people don't go to work when it is raining."

Many probably don't lol, I bet many bosses have heard this one.

Had this happen in Philippines and Vietnam as well. It's one of my favorite counter examples when people talk about how desperate girls are for money, and how they're forced to endure the just about anything to make a buck. Except wearing a raincoat, apparently. Nobody should have to endure wearing a raincoat in transit.

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Billyboy294

I have given three girls a  40 baht  waterproof cape so that next time they don't have to wait till the rain stops before they come to see me.

Makes no difference.  Their friend has borrowed it.

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Fart sniffer
31 minutes ago, Billyboy294 said:

I have given three girls a  40 baht  waterproof cape so that next time they don't have to wait till the rain stops before they come to see me.

Makes no difference.  Their friend has borrowed it.

For me this created a mental picture of the archetypal 'somchai' running around his condo thinking he's batman or something.

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storytime
30 minutes ago, bangna said:

A TG once asked me why farang always say lady on top, I said because farang pay.

  in Europe we don't dominate our woman so we get to feel her chest while she's on top.

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bangna
5 minutes ago, storytime said:

  in Europe we don't dominate our woman so we get to feel her chest while she's on top.

Can't remember the last time I had sex with a European woman :)

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JustL

Conversation with one of my fav TG's while laying in bed late morning. 

Me: You hungry?

TG: yes, very......

Me: really, why very? 

TG: all come out

Me: what?

TG: I go bathroom, all come out.

ME: LMAO....oh ok! 

 

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thumper64
On 15/07/2019 at 13:51, Billyboy294 said:

I have given three girls a  40 baht  waterproof cape so that next time they don't have to wait till the rain stops before they come to see me.

Makes no difference.  Their friend has borrowed it.

I gave my umbrella to a ST so she could fuck off. After I painted her face of course 

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mrgem1982

Some of these crack me up! Haha. I miss the sound of massage, handsome man and all the random things yelled at you when walking. Ive even tried to find videos on youtube just get my fill.

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ronthebrummie

True story.

Me and my mate in a massage shop in Soi Buhkaio 15 separated by a curtain.

TG what your name

Mate - Pete

TG - pith

Mate - no Pete 

TG - pid

Mate - no Pete

TG - piss

by this time I’m rolling round, call him Bob I says over the curtains we’re both laughing, fuck me cant believe it, anyway back home for a beer with our mates,  it’s his round, come on Bob get the beer in, he looked at me, fuckin don’t even go there

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dexxter2010
On 15/07/2019 at 17:17, bangna said:

Can't remember the last time I had sex with a European woman :)

Do European women still have sex? I thought that went out of style with #metoo

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thewackhack25

There’s this girl at Peppermint who’s completely awesome — good attitude, devil in the sack, and not a clock-watcher. However, last time I was with her, we get back to my hotel, we take off our clothes, and she tells me: “you’re fatter this time”. Well, the last time I saw her was 3 months prior. Gotta love it. In my experience, a lot of Thai women have no filter when talking about personal issues like this...but I kinda like it. It’s liberating and I took absolutely no offense. Without getting political of course, so many issues today in the US are taboo — and so many people are so sensitive to the extent that they’re socially paralyzed and overthink every word and action to avoid unintentional offense and risk fierce denunciation or outright pariahism — that Bee’s confident pronouncement was really a breath of fresh air, and it made me smile : ) . It’s the little things...

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thewackhack25
On 15/07/2019 at 02:55, zebedoodle said:

Me with TG from Sapphire:

Me: Go on top

TG: Arai na 

repeat x 2

TG then gets a stern look on her face and says...

TG: I no boom boom man, man boom boom me. 

Lol, great story!! Sounds like the attitude of one of the ladies I once took from Sapphire, except...we didn’t get to have sex since I kicked her out before the deed. Bad honey makes small money hahaha.

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karandy
On 15/07/2019 at 17:17, bangna said:

Can't remember the last time I had sex with a European woman :)

i can ----it was about 10 years ago with my wife ;

and we are still married 555

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deano4598
On 09/07/2019 at 12:15, kansuwan said:

Q:  To which run of the mill question is this the standard TG response?

"A little bit"

Yeah I know the correct answer but:

"You horny?"

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localguy
On 08/07/2019 at 20:15, kansuwan said:

Q:  To which run of the mill question is this the standard TG response?

"A little bit"

"You want some salami?"

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storytime
On 15/07/2019 at 11:17, bangna said:

Can't remember the last time I had sex with a European woman :)

ZzzzZZZzzzzz

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VBF
On 15/07/2019 at 10:35, bangna said:

A TG once asked me why farang always say lady on top, I said because farang pay.

Sat in a GoGo with a couple of good mates some years ago:

"A" says - "I've never paid to f*** a girl in Thailand"

We of course all fall about laughing - "A" being a true sportsman.

He repeats it - we laugh again and tell him to stop BS-ing

About 10 minutes later, "A" says - "Of course I've paid hundreds of them to f*** me" 

When we stopped laughing, we all bought him a beer. :GoldenSmile1:

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Explorer8939
On 15/07/2019 at 17:17, bangna said:

Can't remember the last time I had sex with a European woman :)

I am trying to forget the last time I had sex with a Farang woman.

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farangliam
On 09/07/2019 at 04:15, kansuwan said:

Q:  To which run of the mill question is this the standard TG response?

"A little bit"

You like cock?

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