Review - Canterbury Tales Cafe

[Daveo]

https://www.facebook.com/Canterbury-Tales-Bookshop-Pattaya-157371750957029/

[qwertyqaz]

Hey Dave do you have availability from Dec 28th to 30th in building A?

Edited November 19, 2016 by qwertyqaz

[Daveo]

Hey Dave do you have availability from Dec 28th to 30th in building A?

Hi Mate, Yes we do, drop me an email [email protected]

Cheers Dave

[ricflairt e]

Hi Mate, Yes we do, drop me an email [email protected]

Cheers Dave

hi dave....i had sent you a mail a week ago...awaiting reply

[Daveo]

hi dave....i had sent you a mail a week ago...awaiting reply

Hi Mate, can you try again as seems I did not receive, looked in my Junk folder and no sign there re any room enquiry.

Cheers Dave

[Daveo]

The Wife has been missing for a week now, Police told me to prepare for the worst, so I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back

[Daveo]

Hi Mate, can you try again as seems I did not receive, looked in my Junk folder and no sign there re any room enquiry.

Cheers Dave

Received this time and replied

[semi-retired member]

Thanks for yet-another very pleasant stay, hope to see some of the late-arriving Brits when I'm back next, in March  ...

 

just forget to tell them I'm coming, OK ? !

 

The Beavers across-the-road are definitely getting better every time !

[Daveo]

Thanks for yet-another very pleasant stay, hope to see some of the late-arriving Brits when I'm back next, in March  ...

 

just forget to tell them I'm coming, OK ? !

 

The Beavers across-the-road are definitely getting better every time !

Was good to see you as ever and look forward to March.

All the best Dave

[Daveo]

Room Availability update;

5A available 6th December

3A available 10th December

[Daveo]

 

Room 12A available from 21st December.

Includes Large bedroom and separate lounge A/C, ceiling Fan's, fridge, kettle, free WiFi, en-suite hot shower, balcony, table/chairs, sofa, king 4 poster bed, Flat screen TV in the lounge & Bedroom.

DVD player, electronic safe, 

 

[Daveo]

Room 5A available soon

[Daveo]

Room 3A available 12th December

[davidge]

The Wife has been missing for a week now, Police told me to prepare for the worst, so I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back

Les Dawson Stand Up Jokes

 

I said to the chemist, 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said, 'Why?' I said, 'She keeps waking up.'

 

I upset the wife's mother the other Guy Fawkes Night. I fell off the fire.

 

She told me it was her 30th birthday. So I put thirty candles on her cake arranged in the shape of a question mark.

 

I said to my wife, 'Treasure' - I always call her Treasure, she reminds me of something that's just been dug up.

 

She was the flabbiest stripper I've ever seen. When she ran off the stage she started her own applause.

 

Ours is a football marriage, we keep waiting for the other one to kick off

 

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

 

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough."

 

My wife sent her photograph to the Lonely Hearts Club. They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely.

 

I'm not saying the wife's ugly, but last christmas she stood under the mistle toe waiting for someone to kiss and she was still there at lent. In fact she went to see that film the Elephant Man and the audience thought she was making a personal appearance.

 

I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.

 

The wife's Mother said, "When you're dead, I'll dance in your grave." I said: "Good, I'm being buried at sea."

 

I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussard's Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said, 'Keep her moving sir, we're stock-taking'

 

I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite.

 

Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up.

[Daveo]

Room 4A available soon.

Edited January 8, 2017 by Daveo

[semi-retired member]

Dave,

 

Check your messages, the system is telling me it can't accept any PM to you, your mail-box may be full ?

 

All the Best !

 

Ricardo

[semi-retired member]

Hi Dave,

 

Still not able to PM you direct, this morning, I'm getting the same error-message as yesterday ?

 

I would like to book room-5A for 16-nights, arriving Tuesday 31st October and departing Thursday 16th November, at the usual price.

 

All the Best !

 

Ricardo

[Daveo]

Hi Dave,

 

Still not able to PM you direct, this morning, I'm getting the same error-message as yesterday ?

 

I would like to book room-5A for 16-nights, arriving Tuesday 31st October and departing Thursday 16th November, at the usual price.

 

All the Best !

 

Ricardo

Hi Ricardo.

Thanks for the heads up? just had a delete of my box, please try send me another to check and all dates noted.

All the best Dave

[semi-retired member]

Sent, and accepted this time, hopefully problem solved !

 

Please say "Hi" to the lads, from me !

 

See you in six-or-so weeks' time.

[Daveo]

Looms available 

[Daveo]

Room 8B available soon.

[Daveo]

Cannot seem to be able to add to my existing book/business page so will continue here for now, 

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Uneasy with the sacrifices and social demotion of motherhood from the start, Eva fears that her alarming dislike for her own son may be responsible for driving him so nihilistically off the rails.

 

[Daveo]

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In today @ Canterbury Tales Bookshop Pattaya.

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[Daveo]

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In today @ Canterbury Tales Bookshop Pattaya.

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We are, to use a technical economic term, screwed. The cowboy capitalists had a party with everyone's money and now we're all paying for it. What went wrong? And will we learn our lesson - or just carry on as before, like celebrating surviving a heart attack with a packet of Rothmans?

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[Daveo]

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In today @ Canterbury Tales Bookshop Pattaya.

Written at the height of his powers immediately after Brave New World, Aldous Huxley's highly acclaimed Eyeless in Gaza is his most personal novel.

Huxley's bold, nontraditional narrative tells the loosely autobiographical story of Anthony Beavis, a cynical libertine Oxford graduate who comes of age in the vacuum left by World War I. Unfulfilled by his life, loves, and adventures, Anthony is persuaded by a charismatic friend to become a Marxist and take up arms with Mexican revolutionaries.

But when their disastrous embrace of violence nearly kills them, Anthony is left shattered and is forced to find an alternative to the moral disillusionment of the modern world.