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Sticky Shit and Health (why is my shit sticky?)


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I've been having sticky shit for last year or so.  It kind of drops out and sticks to the bowl.  Always leaves a skid mark in the toilet.  I'm in general good health. Eat healthy, low fat intake, little fast food, body weight appropriate to height, fair amount of exercise...

 

Done some research but haven't found much information.  Mostly refers to inflammation of the mucous membranes lining the bowel (could be a sign of infection, gluten sensitivity or an inflammatory bowel disease such as ulcerative colitis), possible liver or gallbladder problems (stop drinking recommended), too much fat, could even be cancer...

 

Anyone have any experience with this situation?

 

Did you know the average person generates about five TONS of shit in his or her lifetime? 

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 I wouldnt worry about it,honestly.If i regularly shit back home like i do in Thailand then i might be concerned. :) Im always having to get the bog brush and give it a scrub after a crap back home.In fact i think everyone shits a flock of seagulls in Thailand,anybody who manages sticky shits here are unique :GoldenSmile1:

 

Oh and by the way,thanks for that bit of info.........5 tons wow thats going some :WinkGrin1:

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I'm no proctologist or scatologist, but from what I understand, you should be more concerned about the color, rather than the consistency of your doody.  Too dark and there's probably blood in there... which is not a good thing.

If you want a better experience with your "date"... read, learn, live the following:

 

https://forum.pattaya-addicts.com/topic/22263-vetting-bar-girls-and-how-to-pass-their-own-vett

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Metamucil.  Went to the Dr yesterday for same condition.  He said lower fat intake and increase roughage. Metamucil gets the roughage up, along with increased veg's.

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Maybe you're just too stingy, or as the Thais say kee neow? (ขี้เหนียว)

 

Sorry, just a joke I *could not* pass up. If you don't get it, I'll explain and *then* it will be very funny.

 

In Thai, stingy = ขี้เหนียว. ขี้ = shit, เหนียว = sticky, hence the 'sticky shit' = 'stingy.'

 

I know, you're just rolling on the floor laughing now.

 

 

Seriously, I might be a bit concerned if the consistency of my shit changed only if I had a very consistent diet, and that diet hadn't changed. Input generates output, you know. In other words, if your diet changes, your shit changes too.

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Hello poopmiesters, I see that counseling with Dr Hanky is in order

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Sticky feces is a natural protective mechanism that prevents an attack of explosive diarrhea.

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If you start to develop an urge to fart on women of color - this means that your bowels are being invaded by radical white blood cells.

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Sounds like a sticky shitty situation

its BETTER to be PISSED OFF then PISSED ON!!!..

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I'm no proctologist or scatologist, but from what I understand, you should be more concerned about the color, rather than the consistency of your doody.  Too dark and there's probably blood in there... which is not a good thing.

Once I ate a whole bunch of those red dragonfruit and forgot all about it, next morning I had a dump and looked in the bowl and saw these bright red turds and red water in the bowl and freaked until I remembered what I'd eaten the day before.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

 

 

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Only 5 tons??? I'm living on borrowed time at 50!!!

Relax, Veronika Moser eats 5 tons a year.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

 

 

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You need to pull your shit together...

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Once I ate a whole bunch of those red dragonfruit and forgot all about it, next morning I had a dump and looked in the bowl and saw these bright red turds and red water in the bowl and freaked until I remembered what I'd eaten the day before.

 

Same-same for me when I eat a big plate of pasta with a lot of garlic and tomato sauce... runs through me like shit through a goose - the bowl looks like a damn crime scene.

If you want a better experience with your "date"... read, learn, live the following:

 

https://forum.pattaya-addicts.com/topic/22263-vetting-bar-girls-and-how-to-pass-their-own-vett

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Some threads, from some BMs and their interests can truly surprise me.You should connect wit Walter :LOL2:

THAJEC Thajský muž TRIP 37 - 30.November 2018 - 28.1.2019

 

 

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Looks last we have started a thread on shit-talking.

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  • 5 weeks later...

Same-same for me when I eat a big plate of pasta with a lot of garlic and tomato sauce... runs through me like shit through a goose - the bowl looks like a damn crime scene.

 

I had similar happen to me a few years back.

 

Id eaten loads of pickled beetroot the night before, 

Went for a tom tit the following morning and WTF????

 

The pan looked like it was full of blood and guts EWWWW!

Only after a few seconds did I remember what I ate the night before.........Phew!

 

 

JPL

Ubique.

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A million factors but just one could be fucking up and eating "chicken" bbq sticks sold for 10 baht on Walking Street. I pulled a fucking rookie move and ate 1 last night. .... Jesus am I paying for it today. ....same shit lol

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Don't know, I've been having sticky shit for at least 6 months straight everywhere I go in and out of Thailand.  People complain sometimes because I don't notice but then they follow me to the toilet and say it's stuck against the bowl even after I've flushed.

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What's going on , I thought the low point was a thread about  "urine smells on my underwear" last week but now it's been surpassed by "my shit is sticky" :WTF1:

Philosopher Ortega y Gassett:

" When the heart rules the head , passion takes over reason "

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photos or it didn't happen!   :)

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What's going on , I thought the low point was a thread about "urine smells on my underwear" last week but now it's been surpassed by "my shit is sticky" :WTF1:

We reach a new low every day on here....

 

I am just waiting for the 'What does your shit taste like thread'....

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Is it gay to discuss differing feces textures? :GoldenSmile1: 

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