Morton's Toe

 

If your second toe is longer than your big toe (also called the hallux), then you have Morton's toe .

 

It also means you are gay , even if you think you are not , this prooves it so give up , admit it

 

Check your toes now , even if it is shorter you could still have gay thoughts and it will grow , just like Pinnochios nose when he told lies . Try it .

 

Fancying ladyboys will bring on this condition , thats how I found out .

hahahahahahahahha you seriously had me worried for then a minute "Sir"

Morton's Toe

 

If your second toe is longer than your big toe (also called the hallux), then you have Morton's toe .

 

It also means you are gay , even if you think you are not , this prooves it so give up , admit it

 

Check your toes now , even if it is shorter you could still have gay thoughts and it will grow , just like Pinnochios nose when he told lies . Try it .

 

Fancying ladyboys will bring on this condition , thats how I found out .

 

 

Well i'll be fucked - is that why the girls look at my toes and then me with a strange look on their faces

What if the girl's second toe is also longer?

 

As is mine..

Apparently I do not havbe Morton's toe, mine are truly mine. I hope Morton finds his missing toe soon though, must be a bit of a bitch to be missing a toe.

Oh fuck, I'm a poof. Been wasting my time on women & have some catching up to do. Or I could cut my second toes off - preferable.

Liam

Oh fuck, I'm a poof. Been wasting my time on women & have some catching up to do. Or I could cut my second toes off - preferable.

Liam

You could send it to Morton as an act of kindness, I think he is missing one.

Many TGs have their 2nd toe longer than their big toe. The myth is that if it is true they enjoy SEX. I use it on the girls all the time and get all kinds of looks but usually just a laugh.

If your dick is large, then apparently that is another indication of being gay. Apparently gay men have proportionately larger penises too! Maybe that explains some of those pictures of ladyboys with large dicks.

If your toe is bigger than your dick who cares if you are gay or not you will still walk funny

Some comments , true or not ? And it has Nothing to do with dick size

 

 

I never knew that a longer second toe was considered a disorder! I know a lot of people with this "disorder." I've also heard a saying that people with longer second toes than first toes can't be trusted .

 

Some studies done in England point to evidence that people with Celtic ancestry (Irish, Scottish, Manx, Breton, etc.) have longer second toes.

 

I read that if your second toe is the longest it you have Egyptian origin.

 

A bigger second toe means royalty

 

I always heard it meant you would rule the roost if your second toe was longer.

 

It's said that if your second toe is longer, you have werewolf potential.

 

If your second toe is bigger it means that you are the dominant one in the relationship

 

My Girlfriend has a middle toe (left foot) longer than any of her other toes. Is this very unusual? I like it ...

 

My doctor told me that 2nd toe larger means more creativity. For the sake of us with big toe longest I hope he is wrong.

 

My grandma always told me that the one with a longer second toe was "going to be the boss of the family" ...of course, she's the same way

 

The longer your second toe is, the smarter you are!

 

Longer second toe is evolutionary fallback to our ape ancestors. Evolution is carrying us slowly toward having a longest big toe.

 

when the second toe is longer, i call it the "boss toe" because those people are more dominant.

 

Toes are delicious, but girls with longer second toes? Scrumptious.

 

People with longer second toes are freaks.

 

I read somewhere that a longer second toe showed aristocratic descent. Has any one else heard this?

 

 

Morton's toe leads to excessive pressure on the second metatarsal head. The second metatarsal head is behind the second toe at the ball- of-the-foot. Excessive pressure causes pain similar to the discomfort associated with metatarsalgia. The constant pressure placed on the longer second toe while walking or standing can lead to callus formation under the second metatarsal head.

 

So there you have it .

lol you make me scare sir cuthbert

I never knew there was so much riding on whether your 2nd toe is big or not!

 

I'm not royalty which is why my 2nd toe is smaller than my big toe!! ha ha

 

cant believe there is a thread for this! cuthbert welldone sir!