1000bt or less fun days ... Ideas

[Gobby]

Just got an idea about making a fun guide to help out the newbies of how to have a bit if fun for nothing in pattaya . I personally have done super cheap days and super expensive days from 100bt - 30,000bt days . It's all depends on what you want for the day . I think a lot of new guys hear stories of 10,000bt per day every day and think if they don't have as much then it won't be fun .. BULLSHIT ..

 

I'll start .. I have done these type of days a lot on my vacations and it's under a 1000bt a day for a good time no girls but still good times .

 

1. Sauna days

Taxi- 300..sauna 200 ( all day ).. Food - 300 ( 2 Thai meals 1 fancy western meal ).. 2 movies ( 200 )...

Total 1000

 

2. Ko larn days

Bt bus - 20 bt...Ferry ride ( 150bt ? -200 ) round trip .... Beach chair (60) bt ( all day )... Food ( 300 ).. 2 Movies at hotel ( 200)... Seeing Naked Russian hot chicks ( free ) all day ... Total 800 bt..

 

3. Massage day / sauna ..

Massage 200bt .. Sauna 200bt .. Taxi 300bt.. Food 300 ... Total 1000bt After a massage / sauna day . You will just want to sleep and die .. No movies or anything else . Lol

 

Ok your turn guys...

[Gobby]

U can cut down on food cost to 150 bt per day. if you only eat Thai food... And depending on where u are staying movies for free as some guesthouse have a DVDs collection you can barrow.... And never forget a good book from home is free and it's great way to enjoy time at the beach or around the cafe areas...

[eanto]

1K of beer from 7/11, then you wont give a fuck how the day turns out!

[JABL]

excellent advice,  but what about the sex?....I think the main objective of coming to patts is to get laid..lol... A very close friend of mine always spend only 3k a day and get laid...j

[Gobby]

excellent advice, but what about the sex?....I think the main objective of coming to patts is to get laid..lol... A very close friend of mine always spend only 3k a day and get laid...j

i was thinking of the off days . The hung over days . The days you want to get away from it all.. The sex days ain't gonna happen with 1000bt unless you count miss right and miss left as short times .

[Gobby]

4. Movie / massage days --- on the top level of tuk com ( movie floor ) you can get a new DVD rip from cinema for 100bt each . 500bt for 6 DVD . Plus they give you a loyalty card . So if you really want you can watch new movies and get a massage and chill for the day ... 6 movies - 500bt .. Massage 200bt . Food 300bt ... 1000bt day .

[Gobby]

5. Food days . Are u a foodie ? I love food .. Go to any market or any Thai food market. Bring 500bt and get as much food as you want . Each item is 30 bt . So with 500 bt you can have 18 different items.. Bring to room and feast and taste everything you want . Today is a taster day ... I have done This once with a buddy .. God I loved it .. U get to taste thing you never had before or haven't had for a long time ... With left over food you can 1. Save for later 2. Share with girls from near by bar ( they do not mind left overs as long as it looks ok ).. With extra 500 bt .go watch movie . Walk around . Or sit by toilet .. Lol

[dzikidzik]

Really good advices. Where can we get a proper hourly non sexual massage for 200bht?

[Gobby]

Really good advices. Where can we get a proper hourly non sexual massage for 200bht?

any / everywhere . The shops are all over the place ..

[Darvid]

Really good advices. Where can we get a proper hourly non sexual massage for 200bht?

 

There are a few shops near LK next to Robins Nest doing 100Bht massages

 

I always bring 1-2 32gig micro SD cards and thumb drive socket with all the latest movies on them. That way I can pop it into most TV's and watch a movie or take SD card out and pop into my tablet and watch.

 

I popped this one in another thread and it dosent always work but when it does its outstanding. Grab a beach rd freelancer LT and when your chatting let her know the you want a few massages, if you get a good one you might part with 1300-1500 bht and get 3-4 good pops and a few 30-60min massages thrown in. That's great value for 20 odd hours and a nice way to recharge the system.

[robw]

1K of beer from 7/11, then you wont give a fuck how the day turns out!

Like it.

[chrisshh]

I have never been to pattaya...yet..but i have spent quite a bit of time in Phuket, some days on a tight budget. On days where I couldn't spend much money this is what I would do: usually i wake up pretty late (because i went to sleep at 4am and spent to much the night b4) So I'm up at around 2pm. On soi sansabai (end of bangla road) they have lots of really good food carts, breakfast is banana crepe/pancake thing from a cart (30/40 baht). head back to the room, do a little internet stuff, maybe watch a movie till about 5/6pm. head down bangla road to the beach, hit a 7-11 (75/100 baht) on the way. drink beers on the beach, watch the sunset (free), probably meet some interesting ppl to chat with, watch para-sailors/fireworks/lanterns in the sky..till im hungry again. head down bangla toward soi sansabai and get a pad thai/other amazing noodle dish..8pm..i usually go veggie if i'm eating street food (40/60 baht). just a side note..i can't believe how many ppl eat the random street meat in thailand..i dont want to lose a whole day on the toilet!! (learned the hard way).. Then i head back to the room, shower up and head back out to one of the many bars that show sports/have a free pool table/have 60-80 baht beers (probably drink 5/7 beers.. say 400 baht). I get to the bar 9-10pm, hangout a few hours, so its midnight/1am. probably find another food stand, get some more noodles/whatever (80 baht?). So that day included 3 meals, beach sunset, pool/watch sports at a bar, drunk, for well under 1000 baht. cheers guys!

[Crypt]

LOL no sex? Looking at the average bargirl most guys could have great sex twice a day on Beach Road for 1k baht!

[statue]

i was thinking of the off days . The hung over days . The days you want to get away from it all.. The sex days ain't gonna happen with 1000bt unless you count miss right and miss left as short times .

as you all know bgs are the main source of your expediture me and a pal just got back from patts couldnt be bothered with all nighters had bliss club4 le carre blanc a devils den outcall and massages we only spent half our normal spehds so bought a 5b gold ingot happy days most gogo girls we spoke to only wanted short time as prompted by there mamasans so they get back to the bar and dance again

[ASIA_SEXPAT]

I like this thread.. I am here in Pattaya with my Filipina girlfriend. I'm keen to hear about fund days out for under 1000baht

 

Gobby, can you explain this? Taxi- 300..sauna 200 ( all day ).. - is this a Sauna like a sweat box somewhere? Why all day?

[fostraswift]

 

 

Gobby, can you explain this? Taxi- 300..sauna 200 ( all day ).. - is this a Sauna like a sweat box somewhere? Why all day?

 

Joimtien Sauna is 200 baht for the day, nice food and excellent sauna.. great value

search Joimtien Sauna on facebook

[stormbird]

Hey gobby.....good thread mate!.......i'm interested in koh larn-  good monger place or take girl with you?..can you return same day?

 

how long by ferry and is it safe?.......$500b food market is this Soi Buakhao on tuesday and friday?......

[misteregg]

I sometimes refer to Pattaya Addicts as being the "Cheap Charlie Training Manual" and this thread sums it all up really.

 

You can come and watch me fuck my Mrs and I'll throw in a tub of mama noodles for 100 baht. Great entertainment at a low cost.

Phil

[Crypt]

You can come and watch me fuck my Mrs and I'll throw in a tub of mama noodles for 100 baht. Great entertainment at a low cost.

 

Will both the missus and the noodless be hot?

[Gobby]

I sometimes refer to Pattaya Addicts as being the "Cheap Charlie Training Manual" and this thread sums it all up really.

 

You can come and watch me fuck my Mrs and I'll throw in a tub of mama noodles for 100 baht. Great entertainment at a low cost.

Phil

Phil..didn't you post that you spend less than 500bt a day normally somewhere and ride a bicycle to work ?.. Come on bro don't be hating the 1000bt a day 2 weeks millionaires.. Again I say .these are off days aka ( after spending 15k+ p/d for a week my liver need to heal days )

[Gobby]

Hey gobby.....good thread mate!.......i'm interested in koh larn- good monger place or take girl with you?..can you return same day?

 

how long by ferry and is it safe?.......$500b food market is this Soi Buakhao on tuesday and friday?......

the food market is every day at soi buakow . It's a afternoon food cheap food court for Thais. From soi Daiana you take the bus heading to tuk com . And on your left you will see the mini food court at 2 pm everyday . OR you can hit up the Tuesdays and Friday market ..... OR if u are a bit lazy hit up the (BIG C ). At pattaya klang ( old carre four ) food court and grab To go .. Food a bit more expensive . ( 10bt-20bt ) more . But decent food... NEVER EVER eat at central festival food court ... It's it truly garbage of all Thai food .. Garbage..

[Scuzz]

You can come and watch me fuck my Mrs and I'll throw in a tub of mama noodles for 100 baht. Great entertainment at a low cost.

Phil

I'll chuck in an extra 100b for movie & Internet rights.

[Gobby]

I like this thread.. I am here in Pattaya with my Filipina girlfriend. I'm keen to hear about fund days out for under 1000baht

 

Gobby, can you explain this? Taxi- 300..sauna 200 ( all day ).. - is this a Sauna like a sweat box somewhere? Why all day?

moto taxi to location of sauna is 130-150bt each way . But the sauna is well worth the effort . It is really bad ass . Love it

[eanto]

Kick a BiB when he's not looking, free night in monkey house.

[Mr Wombat]

Don't eat all day. Then go to one of the thai bbq buffet places. 199 baht all you can eat. Big bottle of beer 100 baht. Beautful