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Ugliest football player?

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Who you think is the ugliest football player of all times???

 

For me this vote goes without a doubt to: Trifon Ivanov!

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From the current players I'd choose Frank Ribery.

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Who are your favourites?

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Favourite ugly men? :wacko: Two English players that spring to mind from the past are Carlton Palmer and Iain Dowie.

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Favourite ugly men? :wacko: Two English players that spring to mind from the past are Carlton Palmer and Iain Dowie.

 

That Iain Dowie sure is ugly....

 

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It has to be Peter Beardsley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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It has to be Peter Beardsley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

He is ugly! But I'm sure there must be some uglier guys around...

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sol campbell,martin keoae.in fact the asenal defence in thoughs day where a pretty plain looking bunch.

Ian Dowie for sure

 

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and his double from the Goonies

 

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lol :D thats well funny. dowie also has a twin brother as well! poor fuckers. Wayne rooney is also one ugly motherfucker

as well!

Wayne Rooney

 

or take your pick from here Football's Ugliest

Joleon Lescott.

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I remember aout 5 years ago at Windsor Park the IFA ran a 'Support the Beautiful Game' Campaign... cue a massive poster of Dowie looking as handsome as ever...man's a legend.

 

Nani and his big bug eyes freak me out a bit but one of my all time favourites has to be Luke Chadwick.

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Validate your point with pics please! I wanna see some more scary looking blokes.....

 

Here's one more:

Effenberg, an ugly ass coont....

 

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I would rather be a hell of a good and ugly football player than one of you admireres of pretty boys. Those ugly players get pretty women lining up outside their rooms and the sex is always free. You pretty wannabes are only jealous. :wub:

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I would rather be a hell of a good and ugly football player than one of you admireres of pretty boys. Those ugly players get pretty women lining up outside their rooms and the sex is always free. You pretty wannabes are only jealous. :wub:

 

Nah... for nothing in the world not even free sex with every Pattaya showgirl I'd wanna look like this:

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gareth southgate now he is a ugly gezzer

ray parlour, harry rednapp, cesare mancini, and all the ugly fuckers that have already been mentioned

Wayne Rooney

 

or take your pick from here Football's Ugliest

 

What a great website, just pissed myself. Check out the worst barnets too + that Zid Vicious t-shirt is a belter.

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Another vote for Ian Dowie

Anyone playing for the SCUM!! Beware Juande Ramos blue and White yidarmy...

 

 

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Ian Ure (Arsenal) wasn't exactly love's young dream and Georg Schwarzenbeck (Bayern) was so ugly they don't have any photos of him....

All good & a funny Thread.

 

I am no one to Judge Ugly for sure.

 

I know the most Hansom Man in his day was The 5th Beetle.

 

George Best a MAN UTD Legend & a God of Football.

 

Now he would get some free fucks in Pattaya.

 

Cheers

 

Thai Tony.

This guy likes football :-)

 

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he was a great keeper for us at Chelsea, but without doubt an ugly guy :P

This guy likes football :-)

 

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Isn't that Wayne Rooney's brother?

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This thread is fucking awesome- brilliant guys

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