Ashes series 2013

[kamluan]

All games live at Shenanigans Jomtien.

www.shenanigansthailand.com

[mikeyboy]

 

Thanks Stewart , see you in november when your aussie boys are still trying to get the urn back !

 

Your favourite Pommie curator

 

Mikeyboy

[kansuwan]

Federal Court Ruling from the Courier Mail, Australia

 

A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

 

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

 

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

 

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Australian Cricket team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

[bolton69]

lol

[kansuwan]

An English lady walked into a Police Station and the desk Sergeant

said "Can I help you?"

 

"Yes" she said, "I'd like to report a case of sexual assault".

 

"Where did it happen?" the Sergeant asked.

 

"In the park just down the road" she replied.

 

"Can you describe what happened?”

 

"Yes, I was walking along the footpath in the park near the trees when

a man jumped out of the bushes and dragged me into there;”

 

“He removed my underwear then he dropped his pants to his knees and

had his way with me".

 

"Could you give me a description of him?"

 

"Yes, he was wearing white shoes, long white trousers, a white shirt

and he had these two big long pads from his feet up to and over his

knees, one on each leg".

 

"Sounds to me like he was a cricketer, most probably a batsman", said

the Sergeant.

 

"Yes", said the lady, "He was an Australian Cricketer".

 

"That's very observant", said the Sergeant, "You worked that out from

his accent?"

 

"No", she replied. "I worked it out because he wasn't in for very long".