Vatican City - John XXIII and John Paul II will be declared saints, the Vatican announced on Friday.

 

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Any chance of Sir Jimmy Saville(devout catholic) becoming the patron saint of Paedophiles. This medieval silliness should not be encouraged and the 'devoted' are truly deluded if they think any miracles were witnessed. Too much wine with the wafers at communion more like it.

Do i count for a sainthood as i performed two miracles last week?

1; I had a girl orgasm before me, and then'

2; i bought her a drink before she actually asked for one...

been a catholic my entire life and I just don't get the whole 'saint' thing

been a catholic my entire life and I just don't get the whole 'saint' thing

same here...with some of the recent saints their miracles have been rather questionable. Like some poor old dear is dying and prays to so and so and a while later she discovers she's well again. So there's the miracle that's required to make so and so a saint. Well, people do get sick and do recover. And I'm sure the poor old sick lady was also praying to about 500 others at the same time. So who knows for sure which deceased future saint actually did the grand deed?

It's beyond belief that people can buy this nonsense and newscasters can report it without bursting with laughter. And as far as miracles go healing is rather weak. I have healed myself from headaches repeatedly by taking aspirin but don't expect me to apply for sainthood any time soon. I want to see some really spectacular miracles like levitating, flying without a plane to save fuel, walking on water or turning garbage into gold. Sainthood is akin to the Popes Hall of Fame. That's more reasonable language. But then there was that sticky little issue of thousands of pedophile priests which was sort of ignored. And poor Joe Paterno lost his chance for football sainthood after just one small breach.      

Why don't you mind your own business. If you are not a Catholic, this doesn't concern you.

How much to "bless my balls" 

Do i count for a sainthood as i performed two miracles last week?

1; I had a girl orgasm before me, and then'

2; i bought her a drink before she actually asked for one...

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It's beyond belief that people can buy this nonsense and newscasters can report it without bursting with laughter. And as far as miracles go healing is rather weak. I have healed myself from headaches repeatedly by taking aspirin but don't expect me to apply for sainthood any time soon. I want to see some really spectacular miracles like levitating, flying without a plane to save fuel, walking on water or turning garbage into gold. Sainthood is akin to the Popes Hall of Fame. That's more reasonable language. But then there was that sticky little issue of thousands of pedophile priests which was sort of ignored. And poor Joe Paterno lost his chance for football sainthood after just one small breach.      

 

Well put...how educated and smart people can fall for this crap is beyond belief.

Why don't you mind your own business. If you are not a Catholic, this doesn't concern you.

Just a clarification - are you including lapsed Catholics or only practising Catholics. If it's the latter then you are on the wrong forum board if you are a practising Catholic. BTW I am in the former group.

 

 

How much to "bless my balls" 

Unlikely to get your balls blessed as the sale of indulgences went out with the Reformation and the end of the middle ages.

 

Unlikely to get your balls blessed as the sale of indulgences went out with the Reformation and the end of the middle ages.

 Still happening in other faiths though. An ex of mine, TG now living in Australia, told me she gave $2000 to the monk from that DMC branch of Buddhism here in Thailand. In return she was blessed and promised a place in paradise.

Do i count for a sainthood as i performed two miracles last week?

1; I had a girl orgasm before me, and then'

2; i bought her a drink before she actually asked for one...

I think I should get one for performing 2 miracles in one night also. 

1. I licked a 3 girl pussy sandwich in Babydolls. 

2. I then double fisted 2 girls in X Zone. 

 

Oh what a night!

There have been some terrible pedo priests, and many in the Church are guilty of cover ups as well. But let's not forget the great majority of priests and nuns who do wonderful work around the world caring for the sick and diseased and homeless.

 

There was a wonderful scene in a TV documentary many years ago when a film crew visited a leper hospital in some remote African jungle. There was an American nun bathing leper's sores and applying ointment and bandages. The visiting TV crew asked her where she was from, I think she replied Chicago. Then one of them said to her, "Sister, I wouldn't do your job for all the money in the world."

The nun smiled and replied, "Neither would I."

the poms want murray made a saint for performing a mirracle on tv at wimbledon