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Should give some people pause for thought...Especially some of the fans of carpet munching on PA....

 

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2013/jun/02/michael-douglas-oral-sex-cancer

 

 

 

The Basic Instinct star Michael Douglas has revealed that his throat cancer was apparently caused by performing oral sex.

 

In a surprisingly frank interview with the Guardian, the Hollywood actor, now winning plaudits in the Liberace biopic Behind the Candelabra, explained the background to a condition that was thought to be nearly fatal when diagnosed three years ago.

 

Asked whether he now regretted his years of smoking and drinking, thought to be the cause of the disease, Douglas replied: "No. Because without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV [human papillomavirus], which actually comes about from cunnilingus."

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If you smoke and drink, how would you know the cause?

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You mean to say cancer caused him to start having oral sex

Well I have heard it all now.

 

Sorry i thought it said 'oral sex caused by cancer'

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Erm...... HPV can come from skin on skin contact, oral, sex, fight.

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If he is right, then that's me fucked then. I can no longer even think of sueing tobacco company's. Maybe I should think about class actions, against tampax.

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I am having a hard time giving up cigarettes... to give up eating pussy IMPOSSIBLE.

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There is a link between eating pussy and throat cancer risk.

 

Think about that next time you're munching out on Thai bargirl minge, which has probably seen thousands of cocks and hasn't been washed thoroughly.

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I personally blame Sharon Stone but none the less an interesting topic and food for thought as they say.

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'Oral sex caused my cancer': Michael Douglas reveals sexually transmitted disease was behind his throat tumour. Actor had believed it was years of smoking and drinking that caused disease

Claims cancer strain stems from human papilloma virus spread via oral sex

 

Douglas now in the clear after 2010 diagnosis

 

 

 

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2334749/Oral-sex-caused-cancer-Michael-Douglas-reveals-sexually-transmitted-disease-throat-tumour.html#ixzz2V7KVAVTf

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'Oral sex caused my cancer': Michael Douglas reveals sexually transmitted disease was behind his throat tumour. Actor had believed it was years of smoking and drinking that caused disease Claims cancer strain stems from human papilloma virus spread via oral sex Douglas now in the clear after 2010 diagnosis Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2334749/Oral-sex-caused-cancer-Michael-Douglas-reveals-sexually-transmitted-disease-throat-tumour.html#ixzz2V7KVAVTf

 

 

The layout of post has been completely changed from the way it was when i clicked 'Submit post' (now all closed up and i haven't attempted to correct it) and even that was completely changed from my original.

 

And not only that, my PS has been omitted altogether..

 

My PS referred to an earlier topic started by bigbill at 6.45am and confirmed something  funny is going on as also my layout and font sizes have been changed.

Sex without love is an empty experience;

 

But as empty experiences go, it is one of the best.

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I didn't know Michael Douglas gave blowjobs? Shocking news indeed.  BJ = Cancer.... wow!!!

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I had a friend in Pattaya, who got cancer of the aesophagus. He blamed it on his pussy munching habit.

 

He died a few months later of it.

 

I considered the risk, but decided I would not let it stop me.

 

Giving up eating pussy is a fate worse then death......

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If his Missus (Catherine Zeta Jones) is feeling a bit neglegted these days,I'll help her out...

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This is related to heartburn and acid reflux.....both of which have increased for me since i have been inThailand....

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If you believe what is written in The Guardian, I've got some beachfront property in Mongolia that I would like to sell you... cheap.

 

Total bullshit.

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But Thai bargirls are cleaner than just about any other girl in the world.

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Michael douglas is blaming cunnilingus for his throat cancer! Fuck me,that's the last time I fly to Dublin with them if that's going to happen.

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There is a link between eating pussy and throat cancer risk. Think about that next time you're munching out on Thai bargirl minge, which has probably seen thousands of cocks and hasn't been washed thoroughly.

 

Not only this. Kissing, Bjs or munching at Y and no sex involved can get U Chlamydia.

That's what I got on my last trip.

I took me 2 sessions of antibiotics to get rid of simple shit.

From now on, I will not suck any pussy anymore. BJ wearing raincout only,

Learn from experience.

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Not only this. Kissing, Bjs or munching at Y and no sex involved can get U Chlamydia.

That's what I got on my last trip.

I took me 2 sessions of antibiotics to get rid of simple shit.

From now on, I will not suck any pussy anymore. BJ wearing raincout only,

Learn from experience.

 

That's what they always say, kinda like how bareback brigade swear up and down they'll never, ever do it again.

 

Come next time when confronted with a nice, juicy Isan minge, little head below takes over and time to dine in!!!

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