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For those of you who stay in Condo's with cooking facilities. What do you cook for yourself? Don't be put off by the poll choices share your recipes.

 

One of my favorite recipes quick and easy is:

 

Bring a bowl of water to boiled then gently simmer

Crack an egg into the water and wait until it turns white (and yellow obviously)

Add just about anything else you want (meat, vegetables etc)

Add one of those quick noodle packs (5 Bht) with all the spices

cook for a minute more and serve

 

Easy

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i would love to stay in condo where i can cook,but its cheaper i think if go out to eat than you go shopping and do the cooking.

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I eat n sometimes. Sometimes I cook sometimes she does.

 

Take bread out of packet.

Place in toaster and cook until golden brown.

Top with margarine or butter and vegemite.

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I eat n sometimes. Sometimes I cook sometimes she does.

 

Take bread out of packet.

Place in toaster and cook until golden brown.

Top with margarine or butter and vegemite.

Then smear it all over my bollocks

 

 

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For those of you who stay in Condo's with cooking facilities. What do you cook for yourself? Don't be put off by the poll choices share your recipes.

 

One of my favorite recipes quick and easy is:

 

Bring a bowl of water to boiled then gently simmer

Crack an egg into the water and wait until it turns white (and yellow obviously)

Add just about anything else you want (meat, vegetables etc)

Add one of those quick noodle packs (5 Bht) with all the spices

cook for a minute more and serve

 

Easy

 

I always do the same meal, even have that to eat at home in London.

 

Noodles cost 25p though lol

 

Always get the Tom Yum Moo flavour, aroy mak mak!

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I always stay in a Condo. I always make breakfast..be it a fry up, omelette etc..you would be surprised the number of girls who like a fried egg butty :Drunk_Party:

 

The noddles etc are great for snacks at lunch but often I will eat from the street vendors.

 

Most evenings I eat out but once or twice a week I will cook...usually have only one electric ring but it's easy to make a curry with vegetables or chicken from the market on south pattaya road.

 

Friendship sells the cheap spicy sauce mixes..just add meat/chicken and coconut milk. Easy.

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Who voted that Deadman comes over? :P

"A man does what he can until his destiny is revealed"

 

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I am very lucky to have met and married Mrs B who is the best chef on this planet ( and the most beautiful)...but sometimes I am left to my own devices so I always do the following:-

 

Peel half a dozen spuds whilst drinking a bottle of wine...then put half a sheep and the spuds in the oven...After drinking a second bottle of wine switch the oven on.....

 

 

Lay on the settee wanking at porn whilst starting the third bottle ( This is very important cos it adds the extra flavour when eating with your hands later)...fall asleep..Wake up when you smell burning..take food from oven...open 4th bottle and everything tastes great!!!

 

For added fun go into shoutbox just before you empty the 4th bottle..

 

 

BTW (This is true!!) I have two burn marks on my stomach from taking food out of the oven pissed and naked...so BEWARE!!!

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For me it's usually toast or microwave meals I'm afraid to say! Nowadays though, I usually eat in the condo cafe downstairs - B30 for a plateful of whatever.

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I always stay in a Condo. I always make breakfast..be it a fry up, omelette etc..you would be surprised the number of girls who like a fried egg butty :)

 

No surprise, the Thais don't know how to cook eggs, except for boiled eggs.

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You have to teach. the GF how u like things cooked.She did great eggs,eventuly

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never been much of a cook so its no wonder i have always eaten out in Patts, i would love to start trying to cook more so I will watch this thread for tips!!

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hi guys

some people ask what else is there to do in patts, so to have a rest from bars/st/lt i did a thai cookery course for 1 week

at happy home thai cookery school. I had a really good time and learnt alot, also hepled that the tutor was very flirty and even had free beer in the fridge :D but the real good thing was that i did not get too pissed up the nite before, as

i would not have been able to do any cooking :P .......... :D

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For those of you who stay in Condo's with cooking facilities. What do you cook for yourself? Don't be put off by the poll choices share your recipes.

 

One of my favorite recipes quick and easy is:

 

Bring a bowl of water to boiled then gently simmer

Crack an egg into the water and wait until it turns white (and yellow obviously)

Add just about anything else you want (meat, vegetables etc)

Add one of those quick noodle packs (5 Bht) with all the spices

cook for a minute more and serve

 

Easy

i usually eat at home and eat anything my lady cooks as long as it is "MAI PIT"... :GoldenSmile1:

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Always stay in a condo. And i do love to make food. I make everything from pasta to some easy thai food. Thom kha gai or paneng gai. And some times i make toast in the morning or when it is raining alot. Sanuk mak :Awesome:

 

Thom kha gai = Coconut milk,oliv oil,chilli,tomatos,chikken and lime. You have to skwees 2 lime in to the soup. If you like other vegs just add what you like. Some have shroms in it 2. I do not buy the Thom kha leavs so i have to use a Thom kha bag with the tast. Think this cost 10 baht or something. Do not forget to add some water to this one.

 

Paneng gai = Chikken,chilli and coconut milk. Just put the paneng souse in the pan. And add the chilli and the chikken. I cook everything together.

 

Some one mention abow that it was more cheap to go out eat. I do not agree to this. I love to eat outside to. But 300-400g with chikke cost 40-60baht. You do save alot money by eating home. Invite some friends and eat on the balcony i do love it. And a botle of red vine :wub:

 

 

 

 

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I LOVE peanut butter and jelly between two slices of whole grain bread. Mmmm... and a glass of milk.

 

Just remember to put your dentures in before you chow down, you old fart.

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I will rent a condo with kitche next time because I just found out I am allergic to certain foods.

 

Recipe:

 

put 2 whole eggs. Boil 10 mins, and whoala!! you have a nice hard boiled eggs. The good thing is that you can boil for 15-20 mins and still keep the same flavor as long as there is enough water.

 

You can mix it with a shag or blowjob. For example, before u eat the eggs, you can have a fuck. Or after u eat the eggs, you can have a blowjob. Or any combination is good. The BJ or fuck is with a girl, not with the egg.

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No surprise, the Thais don't know how to cook eggs, except for boiled eggs.

 

they can certainly eat them though!!

 

tgf loved scrambled eggs or omelette with a side of beans and little frankfurter type sausages from 7-11.

 

my staple from condohotel for brekky was poached eggs on toast but had to ask every day thai style for "eggs fried in water " priceless.

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