The top of the Pattaya search list

December 2, 2011

One of the interesting aspects about being involved in a website is the capacity to study the behind-the-scenes information regarding the questions used by individuals in their Internet searches which eventually lead to this url.

As regular readers will have seen, we have a voting list of the types of stories readers would like to see, and, perhaps not surprisingly, nightlife leads the charge by a considerable margin. I guess it’s hardly a shock, given that Pattaya’s number one and enduring claim to fame is its almost unique nightlife. It’s also not surprising our commentators are almost always males. Most, I would imagine, are either committed singles or in relationships with Thai females.

This ability to garner information should help us tailor this website to appeal to even more people in the long run. We are not a news site per se, that is well and truly taken care of by our ‘parent’, the Pattaya One news website. So, we have to rely on supplying material we think readers will enjoy as well as trying to be informative.

I recently decided to have a look at some of the more unusual search topics that have brought readers to inpattayanow. Some of them are ‘interesting’.

The number of searches involving ladyboys, one of Pattaya’s most famous, or, depending on your viewpoint, infamous, ‘attractions’ was a little surprising. There was the fairly mundane ‘Pattaya ladyboys’, ‘Ladyboy TV’ and ‘Pooks bar Pattaya’ but then deviated, if that’s really the right term, into ‘I am straight but fancy ladyboy’, ‘ugly ladyboy pictures’ (the morning after the night before I would imagine, in many cases) and even ‘Russian ladyboys’ (subscribe to the on-line version of Happy Tractoring in Siberia and skim the classifieds).

Moving away from the cocks in frocks front, other off-the-wall searches included ‘Spanking in Pattaya’, ‘Morons of Pattaya’ (now that would have brought up 2,000,000 results, surely), ‘Jomtien anal’, ‘hairy skin girls’, and ‘Russian girl with hair legs’.

Based on these results I guess this means inpattayanow will start running as many stories as possible on Ugly Russian ladyboys with hairy legs who enjoy being spanked by morons while presenting the back door for closer inspection.

©Duncan Stearn