Red Sox vs Yankees Thread

[p3squid]

I edited this to make it clear to the mods, because some of them are Brits, that the flames in this thread are good natured, although often low and down right degrading. In keeping with the spirit of this board, none of the flames, despite their appearance, are personal.

 

Yankees Suck.

 

Discuss.

Edited February 17, 2007 by p3squid

[kdc1899]

The Bombers are going all the way this season. Pettite is back. A-Rod will hit 67 out this year. Mussina will win 25.

[Manggaawn]

....Red Stockings.. nuff said. The Yanks are going all the way this year. The Boston Massacre last year will be revisited again this year by redsox nation..and NESN with those two ass pirate announcers will finally come out of the closet and declare thier love for each other in a faggety redsox wedding, under the green monster. I fucking HATE the redsox, I hate theo epstien, I hate the retarded owner who cant figure out how to run a team properly..I hate the fact that the redsox always cry so fucking much..bunch of faggot whiners. No ones left except manny and ortiz..oh yeah and that knuckle dragger jason "Let me fire up my team by punching the BEST PLAYER in baseball AROD" varitek. Well what about the japanease sensation Matsuzaka you say? Who? WTF lets see how bad he is when he faces the Line up the YANKS throw up every year..In case you forgot..here it is The modern day Murderer's Row.

 

Johnny Damon (Bean towns favorite son!)

Derek Jeter ("I live for this..robbed of MVP in 06..admit it.)

Jason Giambi (The Giambino)

Alex Rodriguez (MVP that will destroy the record books)

Bobby Abreu (The Venezuelan dream OBP is out of control)

Hideki Matsui (Godzilla will shit on Boston)

Jorge Posada (Best catcher since Munson)

Doug Mientkiewicz (Red Sox owner wants my baseball)

Robinson Cano (Another Future ALLSTAR, MVP, and Batting title holder)

 

Melky Cabrera (future All Star)

Andy Phillips (Comes thru in the clutch)

Miguel Cairo (Always a pesky hitter)

 

Starting Rotation

 

Andy Pettite (The Prodigal son)

Mike Mussina (The Moose)

Chien Ming Wang (balls dont go past infield)

Kei Igawa (Says the gyroball will be destryed in the AL East)

Sean Henn (Whats that you havent heard of him?...Oh you will!)

 

Now I will admit we're missing a slot...or two since you cant trust Carl (My ass cheek hurts) Pavano but..

You Know he's returning to New York...Drum roll please....

 

Roger "The Rocket" Clemens (At 45 still the best in Baseball..oh yeah 7 time Cy young winner 2 more than any other)

 

And Finally the bullpen

 

Colter Bean

Chris Britton

Brian Bruney

Kyle Farnsworth (100+ MPH)

Jeff Karstens

Mike Myers (Lefty specialist..Uh that means Ortiz)

Scott Proctor (The WorkHorse)

Darrell Rasner

Jose Veras

Luis Vizcaino

Mariano Rivera (The Sandman)

Humberto Sanchez

 

Yeah..Yep..uh huh..sure..good luck with that wet dream this year Redsox nation.. :Cowboy: UP! after Brokeback Mt.(Manny and David held hands watching this) And stop beating off to those losers already prepare for another 3rd place finish behind the Bluejays. :Happy1:

Edited January 30, 2007 by manggaawn

[Braveheart]

And stop beating off to those losers already prepare for another 3rd place finish behind the Bluejays. :Happy1:

You obviously have more faith in the Jays staying off the DL than I do. Haven't had a team worth paying to see since Boomer and Joe Carter have been gone.

[kdc1899]

....Red Stockings.. nuff said. The Yanks are going all the way this year. The Boston Massacre last year will be revisited again this year by redsox nation..and NESN with those two ass pirate announcers will finally come out of the closet and declare thier love for each other in a faggety redsox wedding, under the green monster. I fucking HATE the redsox, I hate theo epstien, I hate the retarded owner who cant figure out how to run a team properly..I hate the fact that the redsox always cry so fucking much..bunch of faggot whiners. No ones left except manny and ortiz..oh yeah and that knuckle dragger jason "Let me fire up my team by punching the BEST PLAYER in baseball AROD" varitek. Well what about the japanease sensation Matsuzaka you say? Who? WTF lets see how bad he is when he faces the Line up the YANKS throw up every year..In case you forgot..here it is The modern day Murderer's Row.

 

Johnny Damon (Bean towns favorite son!)

Derek Jeter ("I live for this..robbed of MVP in 06..admit it.)

Jason Giambi (The Giambino)

Alex Rodriguez (MVP that will destroy the record books)

Bobby Abreu (The Venezuelan dream OBP is out of control)

Hideki Matsui (Godzilla will shit on Boston)

Jorge Posada (Best catcher since Munson)

Doug Mientkiewicz (Red Sox owner wants my baseball)

Robinson Cano (Another Future ALLSTAR, MVP, and Batting title holder)

 

Melky Cabrera (future All Star)

Andy Phillips (Comes thru in the clutch)

Miguel Cairo (Always a pesky hitter)

 

Starting Rotation

 

Andy Pettite (The Prodigal son)

Mike Mussina (The Moose)

Chien Ming Wang (balls dont go past infield)

Kei Igawa (Says the gyroball will be destryed in the AL East)

Sean Henn (Whats that you havent heard of him?...Oh you will!)

 

Now I will admit we're missing a slot...or two since you cant trust Carl (My ass cheek hurts) Pavano but..

You Know he's returning to New York...Drum roll please....

 

Roger "The Rocket" Clemens (At 45 still the best in Baseball..oh yeah 7 time Cy young winner 2 more than any other)

 

And Finally the bullpen

 

Colter Bean

Chris Britton

Brian Bruney

Kyle Farnsworth (100+ MPH)

Jeff Karstens

Mike Myers (Lefty specialist..Uh that means Ortiz)

Scott Proctor (The WorkHorse)

Darrell Rasner

Jose Veras

Luis Vizcaino

Mariano Rivera (The Sandman)

Humberto Sanchez

 

Yeah..Yep..uh huh..sure..good luck with that wet dream this year Redsox nation.. :Cowboy: UP! after Brokeback Mt.(Manny and David held hands watching this) And stop beating off to those losers already prepare for another 3rd place finish behind the Bluejays. :Happy1:

 

What he ^ said

 

Also

 

"The Yankees win. The Yankees win. The Yankeeeeees wiiiiiiiinnn....

 

:Dance4:

[Manggaawn]

You obviously have more faith in the Jays staying off the DL than I do. Haven't had a team worth paying to see since Boomer and Joe Carter have been gone.

 

 

Yeah..sad but true. I still remember that walk off home run by Carter, amazing. Its a good baseball town. They.ve been spending alot, I dont know if Vernon Wells, was worth that amount, but decent pitching, and alot of real good hitters. I forsee a tight race in the coming seasons. Should be fun...except for the red stockings(gay).

[Braveheart]

I was there for Carter's walk off series winner. It is a moment I'll never forget and a sporting moment I doubt I will ever equal. I was also there for Jimmy Key's 1-0 series shutout win which was one of the best pitched games by 2 pitchers I ever watched.

 

To the Jays advantage is the fact that they've managed to lock up some good young talent and they do have a great coaching staff. Injuries have killed them in recent years due to lack of depth in their back-ups and outside of the starting rotation.

[p3squid]

....Red Stockings.. nuff said. The Yanks are going all the way this year. The Boston Massacre last year will be revisited again this year by redsox nation..and NESN with those two ass pirate announcers will finally come out of the closet and declare thier love for each other in a faggety redsox wedding, under the green monster. I fucking HATE the redsox, I hate theo epstien, I hate the retarded owner who cant figure out how to run a team properly..I hate the fact that the redsox always cry so fucking much..bunch of faggot whiners. No ones left except manny and ortiz..oh yeah and that knuckle dragger jason "Let me fire up my team by punching the BEST PLAYER in baseball AROD" varitek. Well what about the japanease sensation Matsuzaka you say? Who? WTF lets see how bad he is when he faces the Line up the YANKS throw up every year..In case you forgot..here it is The modern day Murderer's Row.

 

I actually got a good laugh out of this. Funny stuff, especially about NESN. You do admit that Gayrod sucks crank though. We know you homopinstripers secretly loath him. He is a fucking albatross. I grew up in Hartford, which is literally right in the middle of the battleground. I was born to hate them Yanks, and encouraged by my family. However, because of this, I know the Yanks history, culture, and fans. Gayrod doesn't fit the Yankee mold.

 

Johnny Damon (Bean towns favorite son!)Modern day Benedict Arnold, we hope he dies of gonnorhea and rots in Hell.

Derek Jeter ("I live for this..robbed of MVP in 06..admit it.) Admittedly a true Yank skipper. Therefore, he definitely takes it in the pooper.

Jason Giambi (The Giambino)Needles

Alex Rodriguez (MVP that will destroy the record books) Record books for what, felching?

Bobby Abreu (The Venezuelan dream OBP is out of control) Ya, he is good.

Hideki Matsui (Godzilla will shit on Boston) Unfortunately, we have gone down this road as well.

Jorge Posada (Best catcher since Munson) Munson>Posada. Not even close really

Doug Mientkiewicz (Red Sox owner wants my baseball) You know he and Damon have secret ass raping love, and afterwards hold each other and cry about leaving the team they truly love.

Robinson Cano (Another Future ALLSTAR, MVP, and Batting title holder) He is good

 

Melky Cabrera (future All Star) Scrub.

Andy Phillips (Comes thru in the clutch)Scrub.

Miguel Cairo (Always a pesky hitter)Scrub.

 

Starting Rotation

 

Andy Pettite (The Prodigal son) Why the fuck did he leave in the first place? Maybe he liked women.

Mike Mussina (The Moose)He is good.

 

Chien Ming Wang (balls dont go past infield)

Kei Igawa (Says the gyroball will be destryed in the AL East)

Sean Henn (Whats that you havent heard of him?...Oh you will!)

Pettite and Moose are all you have for your rotation. The other three are scrubs.

 

Now I will admit we're missing a slot...or two since you cant trust Carl (My ass cheek hurts) Pavano but..

You Know he's returning to New York...Drum roll please....

 

Roger "The Rocket" Clemens (At 45 still the best in Baseball..oh yeah 7 time Cy young winner 2 more than any other)

Dont count on Clemens coming back yet. Theo is making offers.

And Finally the bullpen

 

Colter Bean

Chris Britton

Brian Bruney

Kyle Farnsworth (100+ MPH)

Jeff Karstens

Mike Myers (Lefty specialist..Uh that means Ortiz)

Scott Proctor (The WorkHorse)

Darrell Rasner

Jose Veras

Luis Vizcaino

Mariano Rivera (The Sandman)

Humberto Sanchez

Your bullpen sucks except for Rivera, but 2004 proved that he is vulnerable.

Yeah..Yep..uh huh..sure..good luck with that wet dream this year Redsox nation.. :Cowboy: UP! after Brokeback Mt.(Manny and David held hands watching this) And stop beating off to those losers already prepare for another 3rd place finish behind the Bluejays. :Happy1: Not bad. I like the Cowboy Up-Brokeback thing you did there. The Jays are now just another talent developer team for our two clubs.

 

The only thing I respect about gay Yankee lovers, is that you know the game as good as we do. One thing is for sure, when our teams get together, it is bigger than the World Series. Especially in the playoffs. When our teams are out, people start watching Football. I'll look forward to this thread all season. Here is a fucking preemptive tissue. Lots of teams have solid line-ups, including ours. Your pitching staff is your weakness, and pitching wins championships.

[Manggaawn]

[Soi7]

Bill Buckner is a member here

[Manggaawn]

Bill Buckner is a member here

 

 

You serious? I'd LOVE to shake his hand.

 

For those who dont know..

 

[p3squid]

You serious? I'd LOVE to shake his hand.

 

The Buckner stuff doest hurt anymore after 2004 (ALCS recap= NYY 3, BOS 4). I remember when that name = fighting. I don't think there is a name that caused more bar fights in New England than that one. It's too bad for him, he actually had a very good career (even a batting title) before that. If my memory serves me correctly, he had to move out of New England because of death threats to himself and his family. Still, he is more of a man than Alex "why are my fans booing me?" Rodriguez.

 

[Manggaawn]

 

 

 

Thats exactly how Id expect a homo like Varitek to go into it with someone, fully armored and shoving gloves in players faces. Not surprising really hes such a bitch. Ahh. remember old man zimmerman? you know the bench coach thats been in Baseball for 50+ years, the one that was thrown viciously to the ground by a much younger man. Whats his name Pedro..the abuser of the elderly. Yeah well done. So whats the deal this year with Manny? Is he ready to be a "team player" this season? No more theatrics from that end you think? I heard Big Papi was doing something new this off season...looking into a future after baseball, in acting no less.. but with his looks the role of leading man is hard to comeby.. but I hear his agent landed him a great role heres a pic

 

 

I really hate Boston..the passion with which I hate them can be compared to the heat of a sun going supernova. Hate seems like such a small word compared to that. But in all even my hate and rage against the beantown faithful is tempered by my respect for the fans who I also hate but respect somewhat, who have put up with let down after letdown after letdown. Even when they won thier long awaited championship, that they waited 86 years for by the way... The FagSox let them down again, it was almost heartbreaking to watch the faces of fans who actually thought they would repeat in the World Series and getting bounced in the 1st round no less..if it wasnt so comical I mean.

 

 

With all the talk today of sport superstars coming out of the closet, and declaring thier love of men its great to see that the city of Boston has openly embraced thier own poo poo stabbing ass Pirates.

 

" I love you Manny... The truth is... sometimes I miss you so much I can hardly stand it." Aint that sweet?

 

Parting shot....

[Bruce Mangosteen]

I like the Yank-mes just fine (a close second to the Mets), but FFS, they have a BITCH with a fucking BOSTON ACCENT calling play-by-play on their radio broadcasts! WTF is up with that???

 

[Manggaawn]

I like the Yank-mes just fine (a close second to the Mets), but FFS, they have a BITCH with a fucking BOSTON ACCENT calling play-by-play on their radio broadcasts! WTF is up with that???

 

 

 

On the YES network? the play by play announcers are Micheal Kay and Bobby Murcer Mikes from the Bronx, born and raised. Bobby was born in Oklahoma he was also played center field for the Yanks. On the NESN network they have some homegrown retards from boston trying to do a somewhat decent job as announcers..and fail miserably.

[Bruce Mangosteen]

On the YES network?

No, on their AM radio broadcasts. Available here on WCBS 880AM, an all-news station that recently picked up the Yankees. Here is a link to their Yankees page: http://www.newsradio88.com/pages/3152.php You can get a live stream of the station via the link at the top of the page, if NY Metro area news, sports and weather gets you chubby.

 

The two announcers are John Sterling ("The Yankees win! Thuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu YAnkees WIN!") and Suzyn Waldman. Waldman is profiled here: http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/team/broadc...y#suzyn_waldman I gotta tell ya, for some reason I find a female play-by-play man bad enough, but a Bahstin broad calling the Yanks is almost too much to take.

 

BTW, not that anybody asked, but my all-time favorite baseball commentator/color man is Tim McCarver. Any other nominations?

[Manggaawn]

Never seen that..but fuck I do have a chubby now. Yeah females should'nt be doing play by plays period. The accent fucking kills me, " I need a doooolllaaahhh fooooohh a tahhhhnnnic. "paak the caaaa". ITS PARK THE CAR!!!

[Bruce Mangosteen]

Never seen that..but fuck I do have a chubby now. Yeah females should'nt be doing play by plays period. The accent fucking kills me, " I need a doooolllaaahhh fooooohh a tahhhhnnnic. "paak the caaaa". ITS PARK THE CAR!!!

Yeah, well my daughter is at Boston College Law School, but she still talks normally. She damn better not come back with that infernal accent!

[p3squid]

How about "Faaaaaaack you, you faaaacking taaaaaard". Thats my favorite. I have mostly lost my New England speak after 13 years in the military. It comes out a little after boozin though. I grew up between Boston and New York so it was fucked up anyhow.

My all-time favorite is Jerry Remy from NESN, of course. Also Sean McDonough for the play by play guy.

 

[Manggaawn]

How about "Faaaaaaack you, you faaaacking taaaaaard". Thats my favorite. I have mostly lost my New England speak after 13 years in the military. It comes out a little after boozin though. I grew up between Boston and New York so it was fucked up anyhow.

My all-time favorite is Jerry Remy from NESN, of course. Also Sean McDonough for the play by play guy.

 

 

 

You know I almost used that same one..except it was reveresed like so..

 

 

But then as I was looking around for I hate Redsox stuff I found the greatest website. www.bostonhaters.com on this wonderous site I found this lovely hat that i will be buying aint it great?

 

 

 

Where did you grow up in CT? I dispatch plumbers all over CT. if you grew up around the New London county area..My plumbers who are Yankees fans like to charge redsox customers double if there stupid enough to fly that silly redsox nation flag on the porch.

I love CT. its a hotly contested state for baseball fans, Yanks and redsox hatred is deep. I love it.

[p3squid]

I grew up in Hartford (read my second post), it is truly the trenches of the rivalry. Best friends become bitter enemies, it's like a religious war. I haven't lived there since 94 but I remember growing up in the 70's and 80's vividly. I have Direct TV satelite and I get the baseball package. I have big parties when the Sox and Cranks get together. Also, there are quite a few Yankee hating sites out there.

 

Edited February 17, 2007 by p3squid

[homer j.]

 

 

 

Thats exactly how Id expect a homo like Varitek to go into it with someone, fully armored and shoving gloves in players faces. Not surprising really hes such a bitch. Ahh. remember old man zimmerman? you know the bench coach thats been in Baseball for 50+ years, the one that was thrown viciously to the ground by a much younger man. Whats his name Pedro..the abuser of the elderly. Yeah well done. So whats the deal this year with Manny? Is he ready to be a "team player" this season? No more theatrics from that end you think? I heard Big Papi was doing something new this off season...looking into a future after baseball, in acting no less.. but with his looks the role of leading man is hard to comeby.. but I hear his agent landed him a great role heres a pic

 

 

I really hate Boston..the passion with which I hate them can be compared to the heat of a sun going supernova. Hate seems like such a small word compared to that. But in all even my hate and rage against the beantown faithful is tempered by my respect for the fans who I also hate but respect somewhat, who have put up with let down after letdown after letdown. Even when they won thier long awaited championship, that they waited 86 years for by the way... The FagSox let them down again, it was almost heartbreaking to watch the faces of fans who actually thought they would repeat in the World Series and getting bounced in the 1st round no less..if it wasnt so comical I mean.

 

 

With all the talk today of sport superstars coming out of the closet, and declaring thier love of men its great to see that the city of Boston has openly embraced thier own poo poo stabbing ass pirates.

 

" I love you Manny... The truth is... sometimes I miss you so much I can hardly stand it." Aint that sweet?

 

Parting shot....

 

 

Please, the Yankees take gay to a whole new level.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yankers.bmp

[La Muerte]

The rivalry continues. Last night Jason Bay ties it in the 9th, and Youkalis (who ran around the bases and crossed the plate like he'd just done a YaaBaa tab) wins it in the 11th. GO SOX!!!!!!!!!

[money number 1]

And I was thinkin Liverpool Man Utd was bad 555

[my_name_mark_u_like_me]

baseball lol